New England Clusterfuck

A dangerous intersection where far too many routes converge into a single point, especially common in New England where the routes were established before the automobile. May or may not include a rotary. Can occur on both surface streets and expressways. Partially responsible for doubling car insurance costs. Even more fun when combined with aggressive New England drivers.

I'm sorry I'm late for work again, but I always get stuck in traffic down at Hamptonshire Square, where Quossohachett Ave, Milfordbury St, Glastonshire Rd, Newbury Blvd, and Boston Pike all converge. That intersection is a classic New England Clusterfuck...

by wthrfrk80 March 3, 2011

clusterfuck

A situation that is totally fucked up, especially as a result of managerial incompetence.

Originally of military origin; a double play on the word "cluster," both evoking multiple fuckups, as used in the term "cluster bomb," and evoking the oak leaf or star "cluster" insignia of the REMF who did the fucking.

Military: "Fuck, I heard Wilkins bought it last night going into that 'headquarters building.' The fucker was shit empty except for the IED that blew him to hell. Took two other guys' legs off and shit. Whose goddamed idea was that whole clusterfuck, anyway?"

Civilian: "That Big Dig is a complete clusterfuck from end to end. Over budget, over due, and now under water."

Incorrect, but sounds like fun: "The three of us got together and clusterfucked all night."

by The Fucking Police September 19, 2006

clusterfucktabulous

This is typically a point of view where you are a third party looking on with hilarious admiration at a situation unfold that is a complete clusterfuck.

"IBM said everything wrong in that meeting. Listening from the phone it was clusterfucktabulous!"

by Icewater July 30, 2008

clusterfuck

a shitstorm of bad stuff happening all at once.

Adriana: Wow I'm getting sued, got into a car accident, got verbally abused from one of my best friends over a dumb rumor, jury duty, my TA lost all of my essays, and school started...

Jamal: What. A. Clusterfuck.

by Johnsmith1010101 April 13, 2011

Clusterfucknundrum

A conundrum of cluster fucks.

Also can be pronounced clusterfunundrum.

Well that was a clusterfucknundrum.Cluster Fuck Conundrum

by xMaestro February 16, 2014

Walking Clusterfuck

A person who has an almost infallible ability to fuck up anything they set their hands or minds to. See clusterfuck

Looking at the American Economy and the state of Iraq, one can only come to the conclusion that Dublya is a walking clusterfuck

by yv July 8, 2004

Argentinian Clusterfuck

Getting caught after telling people that you're going to be hiking the Appalachian Trail, but really you're in Argentina having an affair.

SC Gov. Mark Sanford found himself in an Argentinian Clusterfuck, after having told his family, aides and political allies that he was hiking the Appalachian Trail, held a press conference to admit that he was actually in Argentina having an affair.

by Sanford2012NOT June 24, 2009