Coyster

When you rub one out through your pants and end up with a big wet oyster in there.

Hey did you hear Kyle talking about rubbing one out through his pants on the drive home from work. He had a huge wet coyster in his pants.

by Hicksypoo October 20, 2021

cloisterfuck

A set of things gone wrong that somehow involves the church.

Johan didn't get that bishopship because of all that backstabbing. What a cloisterfuck.

by Vatu November 19, 2022

closteron

Crowd of people in a small space that smells really bad.

Person1: There’s so many of us in this room.

Person2: A real closteron!

by Merthur4Life July 3, 2023

Closter

A upper-class town in Bergen County, New Jersey where all of the kids pretend to be ghetto/hood but still have their parents saved in the phone as “Mommy” and “Daddy”, then buy 7OH tablets from the convenience store on Oakland Avenue and overdose next to the Burger King, all whilst only being 11 years old.

“Yo that kid’s fuckin retarded…”
“Yeah I know, he grew up with parents making more than 400k yearly and still somehow is failing school?”
“Must be from Closter”

by Griffle8 March 30, 2026

Moister cloister

The covered (hooded) entryway to a woman's hole-y area that gets damper the longer and further you're in it. A vagina.

I was exploring my girlfriend's moister cloister and she found religion screaming, "oh God, I'm coming"

by DrFactologist May 22, 2025