Definitions by Griffle8

Closter

A upper-class town in Bergen County, New Jersey where all of the kids pretend to be ghetto/hood but still have their parents saved in the phone as “Mommy” and “Daddy”, then buy 7OH tablets from the convenience store on Oakland Avenue and overdose next to the Burger King, all whilst only being 11 years old.

“Yo that kid’s fuckin retarded…”
“Yeah I know, he grew up with parents making more than 400k yearly and still somehow is failing school?”
“Must be from Closter”

Closter by Griffle8 March 30, 2026