close luck 

Close luck is when you are close enough to witness something bad happen, but lucky enough to not be apart of it.

You witness a car accident happen, but you are not included in it. You would have close luck.

close luck by TCCGG4LIFE December 31, 2013

close the god damn door 

A common Panic at the disco phrase to show that you need to close the door. It was a lyric In one of Panic!s songs

Hey buddy CLOSE THE GOD DAMN DOOR.

close the god damn door by I’m totally trash October 4, 2017

close-stander 

One who violates the personal space of another by standing too close.

Ugh! I hate close-standers. I could feel the heat coming off his balls.

close-stander by the.puppet.man March 25, 2006

Close Friend Inflation 

When one begins to add their friends on facebook to their "close friends" list. Soon, they will begin to receive more notifications than ever before. Close Friend Inflation appears to make someone more popular, when in reality they are just becoming privy to typically useless information.

Man, I thought people were starting to like my facebook but it was just close friend inflation.

Close Friend Inflation by TheRealMrCoincidence September 2, 2012

close your legs the war is over 

the stench of your coochie is capable of knocking out the masses.

1: “Dude do you smell that?”

2: “yeah bro, I think that’s Savannah’s coochie”
1: “hey Savannah, close your legs the war is over hoe.”

close your legs the war is over by gothfoth September 25, 2022

close enough for government work 

Stopping work on a task without performing the extra steps necessary to complete it to a high standard of quality.

I didn't pull the weeds from around the garage, but the lawn looks close enough for government work.

close enough for government work by Geekzapoppin October 3, 2005

close ass 

To slam pussy like mark christian

I'm about to go close ass bruh

close ass by Bid daawwwggg July 27, 2014