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Cloob Rat

Forget your understanding of a Club Rat. Cloob Rat's are underage and in charge of nightlife in NYC. Owners, doormen, and dj's are on their BBM list, and champagne is in hand at the door. Cloob Rat's own promoters like the many fake ID's they have had over the years. Lines for entry are for Club Rats, Cloob Rats are taken in the side entrance to avoid a scene. They know the secret bathrooms, and know which tables are the best. Cloob rats know all other cloob rats and see them every night of the week at the Cloob. They never pay, and are paid in bottles and camera flashes. They thrive off of entrance to the hottest clubs, summer trips at owners yachts, and one night stands with nightlife hottest DJ's. They went to school in NY, and instead of house parties, their 16th birthday party was at LAVO.
Alexis is at the owners table 4 nights in a row, she must be a Cloob Rat

Lucy walked right past us to get into the cloob, I wonder if she knows someone inside? She might just be a Cloob Rat
by Cloob Royalty January 12, 2012
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vloody cloody

Making friends, not being scared to make a fool of yourself, being giddy and sharing adventures. Silliness

a rallying call for 'internet weirdos' at various festivals. We have long camped under the vloody cloody flag and invariably, whenever you shout out those words you'll end up talking to some random or other.
just go to a UK festival and shout "vloody cloody" - see what happens... at worst, you will get a great chance to laugh at yourself. At best, you might meet some of these weird and yet wonderful people: http://vloodycloody.com
by Lady Jane January 9, 2009
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choof

A slang term for inhaling and/or blowing out a large cloud of vapor, usually from an e-smoke or vaping device.
I thought it would be okay to choof on the bus, but the bus driver kicked me off and called the cops.
by probably your dad January 10, 2016
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cloogege

hows that community cloogege going?
by krodadad February 19, 2007
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Clooneying

Unusual fear of long-term, age-appropriate commitment resulting in a lifetime of brief romantic dalliances with SIGNIFICANTLY younger women.

Symptoms include: heart tension, hyperventilation, tourettes, raised body temperature, excessive horniess.

NB: Sufferers are also reported to be most satisfied with their lifestyle choice.
While out in a club a young lady takes your fancy. Being the embodiment of cool, sophisticated charm you swiftly get the attention of your friend to convey what your keen eye has just observed.

"FAAAAAAAACCKKK! T*ts on her!! I'm Clooneying pretty hard here!!!!"
by GorgeousGeorge April 9, 2013
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The Clooney Line

When a woman you are dating becomes annoying and controlling, you have crossed The Clooney Line. It is time to move on and find another. The Clooney Line was developed by George Clooney. It typically takes about 6 months to reach this line in most relationships.
My girl is constantly bitching and we haven't had sex in 10 days...... Damn, I think I crossed The Clooney Line!!!
by The Gootz August 29, 2014
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cloonical

skeptical of George Clooney, in all aspects, but especially in relation to his acting skills.
Friend A: Are you going to see Up in the Air?

Friend B: I don't know. It looks good, but I'm still cloonical.
by betanianoelle November 16, 2009
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