ClanDan

E-famous Chicago scene kid. A very talented graphic designer with taste and skill not unlike Nicholas Scimeca. Well known by scene queens like Jac Vanek and Hannabeth, fellow e-famous people like Crystal Cashdolla, and bands like Empires, 2*Sweet. But he is most well known for his good friendships with members of Cobra Starship. While he is close with all of them, he is particularly close to Gabe Saporta, Ryland Blackinton, and Alex Suarez. And he's done personal favors for Alex, Ryland, and Vicky T.
Infamous poster on Fall Out Boy's fan club Overcast Kids, where new members anonymously admit that they have secret crushes on him, and wish they were his friend. He can be found walking down the streets of chicago accompanied with a scene scarf that serves no real purpose but to look awesome, his sidekick, and one of his many AA hoodies in various colors. (red, purple, sunshine, etc)

"I requested Clandan on Myspace, but he denied me!"
"well duh! He doesn't add anyone he doesn't know"

"CLANDAN RAPPED AT MY COBRA CONCERT LAST NIGHT!"
"DAMMIT! NOW I WISH I WENT! But it's ok, because I saw him do the rap in the House Of Blues last time"

by Garlin Sands March 30, 2008

Clender

Derived from a botched spelling of calander, clender arose to be able to keep track of the number of women one picks up and the deeds performed with said woman.

The scoring is as follows: 1 point for a hookup, 2 points for oral, 3 pts for sex. If one sleeps with a woman, he only gets points for that, thus earning a 3.

Core and I picked up those two girls at Rock Lobster, brought em back to my place and did the deed thus earning 3 clender points each.

by Getz August 24, 2004

calendar cute

When a kid is so cute that all their pictures look calendar worthy.

Yeah. That kid's adorable ... he's calendar cute!

by NCdubmixer February 23, 2011

Cendric

Somethig you use to persuade or threaten somebody to do somethig
Or could be used torwards your best friends in a joking manner.

I'm going to beat the cendric out of you!

by themidnightwriter2 March 30, 2011

Calendar Girl

Out of your league women that only talk to you when they need favors from you.

"Why do you bother drooling over her? She's just a calendar girl and you know it."

by D-Struct August 27, 2005

clenbuterol

Clenbuterol is a drug prescribed to sufferers of breathing disorders as a decongestant. People with chronic breathing disorders like asthma use this as a bronchodilator to make breathing easier. It is most commonly available in salt form as Clenbuterol hydrochloride. Clenbuterol is often mistaken for a steroid because of its illicit use in athletics.

Also referred to as Clen, people who abuse this drug typically do it for its slimming effects. It is a stimulant similar to ephedrine, only much longer-lasting. When taken daily, the abuser can lose up to ten pounds in two weeks.

Clen is rumored to be very popular in Hollywood, especially slim It-girls. Nicole Richie and Ashlee Simpson are among those that have allegedly used Clenbuterol to lose weight.

I just got these new Clenbuterol-pill thingies from my stylist, and she says they're gonna help me fit into my 00 Karl Lagerfeld gown. Don't worry! I'm still gonna throw up what I eat, too. Paris will be so jealous!

by katyb May 12, 2007

cleds

The pieces of hair that grow closest to the anus which sometimes collect feces known as dingleberries

The Dingle berries that hung from my cleds were huge.

by Andrew Monda January 13, 2009