Dump Clench

noun: The facial contraction that a person has when they are trying to squeeze out a turd.

verb: The act of contracting your face and gritting your teeth while you are squeezing out a turd.

My friend commented that my dump clench seemed rather intense and that perhaps I should eat some more fiber.

My friend walked in on me while I was pooping and saw me dump clenching.

by MasterChiefsBalls February 25, 2011

Shart-clench

The act of tightening one's butt cheeks to impede the release of a shart.

Because of his successful shart-clench his pants remained stain-free.

by CosmicCareBear October 9, 2013

Sophie Clancy

Sophie Clancy is a dopey bar of soap.

She also resembles tofu

‘Omneg look at Sophie Clancy’
That’s not a sophie that’s a bar of soap’

by Ned’s head is empty November 5, 2019

Clencher Sentence

When a sentence in an essay is soo good that you end up clenching your ass cheeks together really hard because it is soo intense

Hey man, wheres Mr. Ruth? Well, he read a couple too many clencher sentences and currently he is in the hospital...

by Edox March 4, 2011

old king clancy

When a man has sex with a woman, gives her a creampie, then pours maple syrup on her vagina and eats her out, thus eating a mixture of cum and syrup.

Billy enjoyed giving Susy an old king clancy because it gave his semen a nice sweet flavor.

by antjemimimima March 23, 2009

Khaki-Clench

1. To squeeze your butt-cheeks together so hard that you are forced onto your toes and your khakis become floods.

2. A popular dance move where one abruptly clenches his/her cheeks, shoots up on their toes, and lets out an MJ scream

Babe #1- "Wow things got pretty aggresive back there. Did you see Joey doing the Khaki-Clench?"
Babe #2- "Sure did. The old Khaki-Clench"

by RagDale February 27, 2011

Groin clench

When a girl contracts her groin for pleasure because she can't properly fud herself as the situation is too public or she is just too tired.

Often referred to as a minge twinge

Example 1:

Man, Dave Grohl's pretty hot. Pretty damn hot. I'll just have a cheeky groin clench over him as there's way too many people on this damn bus to get proper involved with myself.

Example 2:
A: Girl, you want to get out of this club?
B: Babe, I'm groin clenching at the though of it!
A: Oh Baby! Hummuna Hummuna!

Example 3:
That boy in that advert is pretty hot. I think he deserves some special attention but it's been a long day so he'll just get a groin clench or two.

by VIPizzle April 21, 2011