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by anonymous March 28, 2023

Clemite

On that hails from Mount Clemens, Michigan, AKA "The Clem".

He was born and raised in Mount Clemens, Michigan and that's a true Clemite.

by Clemite October 25, 2023

candy clepto

Someone who steals candy everytime they go to their corner market.

Guy 1:Dude, did you see Joe steal those Now and Laters.
Guy 2:Yea, he's such a candy clepto.

by Candyman919191 April 1, 2010

Clemp

A word used for when you want to call someone a cunt, but there are other people who could get offended around.

John: Btw I ate your cupcakes
Me: Wow, you're such a clemp

by YOSquidy August 28, 2018

cleptoglassiac

A person who suffers from the irresistible urge to steal glasses from drinking establishments.

Dude, I stuck three pint glasses in my bag last night! I didn't know that many would fit in there! I'm turning into a total cleptoglassiac!

by The Girl with Keliedescope Eyes May 2, 2008

cleptard

someone of the criminal persuasion who is distinctly lacking in light-fingered talent

the opposite of michael jacksons "smooth criminal"

the guy i watched steal a packet of biscuits... and run into a lamp post is a cleptard.

by somdeluxe December 16, 2010

clemith

A person who is very white, probably a redneck. He has generic white boy hair and clothes, and is ugly. He is freakishly tall and it makes people uncomfortable.

That guy is such a clemith, just look at his hair.

by Slightlyburntgirl69 December 23, 2016