Clarkejob

A man with a very large penis OR a sexual act that only someone with the last name of Clarke can give or receive.

1.Wow Clarkejob you have a huge cock!

2. That was a great Clarkejob you gave me last night.

by The J.O.B. May 20, 2011

Clarett

1.To rob at gunpoint
2.To try and Cheat insurance companies out of money
3.To Lose eligability or be thrown off a team
4.To Quit

Dont make me Clarett your ass.

Man watch me pull this Clarett.

I was Claretted from the team today

Man I Clarett

by KGod July 29, 2008

Last Minute Charge

The act of charging a cellphone/iPod for a short time right before leaving the house, as if it will make a difference. Usually done before leaving for a long trip.

Guy 1: We're leaving for the airport soon
Guy 2: SHIT! My iPod's battery's almost dead
Guy 1: Last minute charge, dude!

by ctoan September 21, 2011

clerget

Grease, or a grease like substance

"This pizza is covered in clerget".

by Maria Tipton January 3, 2009

claresha

A Fine Ass, Darkskin, Ole Big Booty Ass Female <3

Damn, did you see Claresha today?

by LadyLooner December 4, 2015

ryan clarke

Oxford united player most commonly known on fifa 11 for being the shittist goalie on the game. Some say a person with no arms or legs could do better and i think they are not far off the truth. Many still live in hope that he might brake both his arms that way he might improve.

(example of spectators)

Spectator 1: OH NO something terrible has happend

Spectator 2: What?

Spectator 1:Ryan Clarke is in Goal.....

Spectator 2:God save us all

by samsfat June 8, 2011

hif clanger

an unexpected erection that happens whenever.

hey guys suck my hif clanger

by hif clanger January 17, 2017