1 definition by samsfat

Oxford united player most commonly known on fifa 11 for being the shittist goalie on the game. Some say a person with no arms or legs could do better and i think they are not far off the truth. Many still live in hope that he might brake both his arms that way he might improve.
(example of spectators)

Spectator 1: OH NO something terrible has happend

Spectator 2: What?

Spectator 1:Ryan Clarke is in Goal.....

Spectator 2:God save us all
by samsfat May 14, 2011
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