Cleveland Ass Clapper

The art of inserting both hands in your
lovers ass and clapping to ecstacy.

Harold preformed the Cleveland Ass Clapper
on Freddy by clapping the entire alphabet
followed by knick knack paddy wack!!

by streetwhiz April 18, 2009

clapped

to be shot

dat punk ass motherfucker just got clapped

by crip November 4, 2003

happy clapper

a happy clapper is seriously religious person, most often used in connection with reference to a re-born or new-born christian.

can also be used as a describtion of someone naive or easy to please.

- "what happened to mike? he don't come round to our club no more."

- "well, he don't go out doin sinful things no more. he's a happy clapper now."

- "what? oh man. amen!"

or

"you think i 'm stupid? do i look like a happy clapper to you?!"

by melsugar September 3, 2006

Cheek Clapper 69

when you eat the ass so hard it makes a clapping sound.

my favorite position is Cheek Clapper 69

by cheek clapper 69 December 19, 2018

Crappled

When you sit on the toilet for so long your legs go numb.

One time I was on the toilet at work playing on my phone and looking at pictures of girls I’ve slept with and I got crappled. I had to crawl out under the bathroom stall door using my hands and drag my body back to my desk. After a few minutes I was able to feel my legs again and pull up my pants.

by Bilbo D. Faggins October 16, 2012

clapslepsia

The condition when some one is unable to clap along with a beat or rhythm.

Kenneth never claps at concerts anymore, because his friends would make fun of his clapslepsia.

by murfsurf April 25, 2010

Crappled

the intentional recruitment of random strangers into the Reddit community on boring Mondays.

We crappled a random Twitter user on a boring Monday and now his is our King for a day.

by Funkoma January 12, 2011