Crackle Rag

The cloth, towel or sock used to wipe up semen and juices after masturbation or sex. Repeated use creates a wonderful crackling crust.

My mom found my crackle rag and asked a lot of uncomfortable questions.

My uncle slapped me with his crackle rag when he found me looking his porn collection.

This sock has been my crackle rag for years. I refuse to wash away the memories.

by Eaton Holgoode January 28, 2018

cracklet

A peckerwood’s minuscule pink pecker

Melvin’s 3 inch cracklet is cannot compete sexually in regards to satisfying women with Jerome’s 10 inch BBC

by Honksley McCuckold November 16, 2019

clankleberry

aTugnut by another name really. Small pieces of rolled up toilet paper and other pieces of general "flotsum and jetsum" that collect around the hairs of the anus.

A good reason for a "back-crack & sack wax" if you are brave enough.

Keep yourself clean "down there" - you don't want to collect a clankleberry.

by Mark Channell February 13, 2008

cackledrunk

when you are so drunk that you think you laugh normally but you actually cackle

There is always one cackledrunk girl at each party.

by ohhfiasco November 24, 2009

clackey

someone who is quirky and crazy but also one of the kindest and most beautiful people alive... loves talking hence the "clack" part, that is what their mouth is always doing

"She is such a clackey, i love her! But she never stops talking."

by popcorn_princess_07 May 17, 2009

cackleberry

cackleberry another word for an egg.

If some one doesn't eat eggs, ask them if they would prefer a cackleberry

"Dear, would you care for another egg?"
" No I would rather a cackleberry"

by Colin 'missing in action' Theobald January 21, 2005

Snap-Crackle-Pop

Three gay cereal box characters that are clinically depressed because they don't represent a better tasting cereal.

Jesus Christ Pop, couldn't you score us a better marketing gig. You def won't be getting any action from Crackle or I, since we are so depressed we are unable to sustain an election. Snap- Crackle-Pop cereal is a terrible tasting

Fuck this cereal tastes like suicide; so bland and ricey I bet Snap-Crackle-Pop died long ago from depression.

The only way to make this cereal represented by Snap, Crackle and Pop delicious...is to have Marshmallow Man blow his sticky load into the box and let that shit dry into little square treats.

by Snuggle Piss October 27, 2016