When I was eight days old, I was tortured when I was forced to be circumcised as part of a barbaric ritual called brit milah.
by Jon April 06, 2005
Bald, without helmet, roundhead muthafucka!
Mine got taken, now my Putz is in a jar somewhere!
Produces a nice ledge after years of masturbation, can give good clitoral pleasure when inverted
Mine got taken, now my Putz is in a jar somewhere!
Produces a nice ledge after years of masturbation, can give good clitoral pleasure when inverted
Bethells got a mushroom!
Say what?
Damn, rooms was robbed of his ambition when he was circumcised!!!!
Say what?
Damn, rooms was robbed of his ambition when he was circumcised!!!!
by Chinky Park St Lover March 04, 2004
To cut off a large amount of sensitive skin surrounding the penis. It is very painful when done without anaesthetic.
Invented by the jews.
Invented by the jews.
"I had baby joe circumcised, but I wish I hadn't; he hasn't stopped crying for hours."
"IMA STOOPID JEW AND MY DICK LOOKS LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT!" - a Jewish man
"IMA STOOPID JEW AND MY DICK LOOKS LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT!" - a Jewish man
by TheVoiceOfReason.AKA.Fred April 13, 2010
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adj.
1. Uninteresting; boring or bereft of quality and value. Also: lacking in goodness or beauty.
2. Ultimately disappointing.
1. Uninteresting; boring or bereft of quality and value. Also: lacking in goodness or beauty.
2. Ultimately disappointing.
Quiznos closed before I could get my sandwich? That is so circumcised! or I'm of Baroque sensibility and I find Modernist Bauhaus aesthetic to be so circumcised.
by IanNYC July 05, 2006
by rodneyrox2 January 09, 2010
One time a few wiffens past when kings, queens and jesters roamed the world, there was a king. He did bad things. He was a crooked king who wrongfully burned birds, chopped up chinese people, and threw their remains into his moat. On a certain day the albinos got fed up with his wrong doings. The albinos never did like to get tortured with red hot shafts being impaled into their belly buttons, how could you blame them anyway?
They snuck into the castle via the dungeon, they battled his hideous freaks that lurked in the dungeon and worked their way upstairs. To his bedroon they went where he lay sound asleep. They captured him, not a peep was heard by the guards who stood right outside of his bedroom door. They threw him from his window and had the most angry albino of the clan decapitate him. He swung, and missed, only slicing the top portion of his skull off completely.
The kings name was... Sir. Comesized.
The reason for the beheading of him... He was a dick.
They snuck into the castle via the dungeon, they battled his hideous freaks that lurked in the dungeon and worked their way upstairs. To his bedroon they went where he lay sound asleep. They captured him, not a peep was heard by the guards who stood right outside of his bedroom door. They threw him from his window and had the most angry albino of the clan decapitate him. He swung, and missed, only slicing the top portion of his skull off completely.
The kings name was... Sir. Comesized.
The reason for the beheading of him... He was a dick.
by T-Jayzel May 25, 2005