Chuffer

Someone of questionable intellect and ill of manners.

Mark Allan is a chuffer! Stop being a chuffer, Mark!

by Anonymous February 15, 2003

chuffer

a vary large unfit fat woman

a fat woman will "chuff" when she walks , a bit like an old steam train , big fat chuffer

by mr s j madden February 26, 2008

Cream Churner

The sexual act of taking Vanilla Bean ice cream and shoving it up your partners anus to use as lubricant.

Sammy's penis was cold as ice after he had a Cream Churner with Sarah.

by Shinzo November 10, 2009

Chuffer

A loser.

That dude is a real Chuffer, always asking to borrow money.

by aus012 October 26, 2011

Chuffer

A gay male

We best get out of this bar it's full of chuffers

by Bristols best January 26, 2019

Chuffer

When used in conjunction with nob means guzzler.

See nob-chuffer.

Manuél, my tea is cold. You dwarf-fisting nob-chuffer.

by Angry Bob December 2, 2003

Chuffer

A homosexual.

Possibly derived from "to chuf on a cigar".

Is you boss gay?

Yeah, Tom's a full-on Chuffer.

by Etherial Moiety April 5, 2010