Bum Chutney

Where winnits gather up all at once, then comes out like salmon paste

by Banny August 7, 2003

chutney love

The art of anal sex between two consenting adults

I'm bored do you fancy some chutney love?
Not if you want to keep all your teeth. Whats on BBC2?

by steveee October 19, 2006

tite chunney

The act of becoming nervous or intimidated in any situation, followed immediately by vomiting on the ground. Also used as a noun to describe circumstances that should not occur, such as having a bucket of water dumped on your head (douching) or having someone pants you in public.

Soupy Sam tite chunnied at tennis practice this morning when he couldn't finish running liners.

Roni yelled "Tite chunney!" when Tucker got pissed at the man putting up a Christmas tree.

by McPooGuy March 13, 2008

Butt Chutney

A sauce or relish of rectal origin, chiefly spicy in nature and often compounded of both sweet and sour ingredients, as fruits and herbs, sometimes corn, leaves and other debris with spices and other seasoning.

Covington's visit to the taco stand wagon was topped off with a heaping helping of butt chutney. His accomplice Nigel stated "By jove, you've done it again with your foul and pungent butt chutney, my dear old boy!"

by The Intestinal Alchemist October 9, 2008

cunt chutney

a ladies lubrication, hocum, pussy juice etc

man, i can still smell her cunt chutney on my hands

by roco February 6, 2004

chutney ferrit

A homosexual gentleman

Don't speak to him he's a chutney ferrit

by Katy and Neil May 24, 2003

mandingo chutney

The spunk of a black man who dons a massive penis with girth like a python.

He spunked his Mandingo Chutney all over her face and she was a HATER!

by russelbrand.what.a.cuuuunt January 23, 2010