chonked

looking like you are on drugs - high, stoned

dude you look so chonked

by filter2700 August 13, 2007

Your goose is cooked

You are about to suffer consequences; may imply retaliation for offensive behavior.

If you let your rents find your stash, your goose is cooked!

by Downstrike May 26, 2004

crooked

1. A thief, a criminal, a crook or a dishonest or immoral person in a position of authority who abuses his/her power.
2. A skateboard grind on only the front truck, grinding on a 45* angle.

1. "The Officials in UAE are crooked, you get the death penalty for carrying 3 joints, but you can get off for the price of 5 ounces."
2. "I locked down a sweet crook/crooked on that rail/ledge."

by Diego August 14, 2003

Chooker

Chooker = Chat Hooker: A girl that chats to guys in a bar in return for drinks or some other form of consideration or payment. It could be a pro, e.g. the girl that walks around bars selling shots and who chats as though she likes you for as long as you keep buying those shots. Or the amature that is simply on the look out for a cheap night and is willing to pretend to like you whilst you ply her with drinks.

My mate blew $300 on a chooker and the only thing he got up that night was the toilet lid and his guts!

by Deserter2.1 May 16, 2011

Crooked Letter I

The borough of Staten Island, located in New York City. The crooked letter being S and I obviously being I to equal SI which is the abbreviation of Staten Island.

"In the Crooked Letter I it's do or die, every man fights to stay alive" - Method Man, "Crooked Letter I (feat. Streetlife)"

by Anonymous August 15, 2004

cooked goose

A penis immediately unusable after masturbation.

"Hi Steve would you like to have sex with me?"

"I would like to but unfortunately I have a cooked goose."

by Robbie993 July 25, 2012

crooked in ya grill

when someone mean mugs you.

or giving someone a dirty look

EX:why are you lookin at me crooked in ya grill

by matt_heard September 8, 2009