Chonk

Stacey is a bit of a Chonk.
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When you're so fucking high you can't even function or even eat a goddamn bowl of raisin Bran to your stupid fucking dome
"I just smoked five blunts to the dome, I'm fuckin chonked right now"
by Dankmeemees March 19, 2020
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Chonk

A Chonk is defined as being equivalent to a long long long long. It is disputed how the "long" prefixes affect the size of the Chonk. Some experts argue that a Chonk is equal to 256 bits while others argue it is 4096 bits.
Klaus is to work on a formal treatise to determine its size.
"I hereby define a Chonk as a long long long long"
by Cizzin January 30, 2021
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A tub of lard that goes by the name Tushar.
Oh the Chonker is scoping today? He’ll need two adjoined endoscopy rooms to fit his fat chonk ass.
by GI J October 14, 2020
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O LORD HE COMIN
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Chonking

Chonking (adjective/verb) describes a state in which something is both smelly and sweaty. Of course, there are a limited number of applications for this word, most of which are related to the genital area. Originated in Scotland.
"Ma gooch is pure chonking man!" THE MULLENATOR <--famous scottish frequenter of gay nightclubs.
by Fraser Clark <--likes anal September 14, 2006
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Chonk

A cannabis "placebo", as such.

A non-existant type of cannabis whoes side effects include:

Feeling randy
Seeing white lights as red

The excuse for it being tasteless is due to the fact that it's boiled in milk to take out the flavour, this leads to the 3rd side effect:

The inability to eat dairy products, such as meat.

Used to trick people into thinking they're smoking pot.
Joe: "Are you feeling it yet?"
Shelly: "Yer, I'm well horny"
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Shelly: "Why can't I taste it?"
Matt: "Err, 'cos it's been boiled in milk"
by PlugDude June 24, 2005
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