When you're so fucking high you can't even function or even eat a goddamn bowl of raisin Bran to your stupid fucking dome
by Dankmeemees March 18, 2020
Get the Chonkedmug. by bigthompson11 June 19, 2019
Get the Chonkmug. by GI J October 14, 2020
Get the Chonkmug. 
A Chonk is defined as being equivalent to a long long long long. It is disputed how the "long" prefixes affect the size of the Chonk. Some experts argue that a Chonk is equal to 256 bits while others argue it is 4096 bits.
Klaus is to work on a formal treatise to determine its size.
Klaus is to work on a formal treatise to determine its size.
by Cizzin January 29, 2021
Get the Chonkmug. Chonking (adjective/verb) describes a state in which something is both smelly and sweaty. Of course, there are a limited number of applications for this word, most of which are related to the genital area. Originated in Scotland.
by Fraser Clark <--likes anal September 20, 2008
Get the Chonkingmug. A cannabis "placebo", as such.
A non-existant type of cannabis whoes side effects include:
Feeling randy
Seeing white lights as red
The excuse for it being tasteless is due to the fact that it's boiled in milk to take out the flavour, this leads to the 3rd side effect:
The inability to eat dairy products, such as meat.
Used to trick people into thinking they're smoking pot.
A non-existant type of cannabis whoes side effects include:
Feeling randy
Seeing white lights as red
The excuse for it being tasteless is due to the fact that it's boiled in milk to take out the flavour, this leads to the 3rd side effect:
The inability to eat dairy products, such as meat.
Used to trick people into thinking they're smoking pot.
Joe: "Are you feeling it yet?"
Shelly: "Yer, I'm well horny"
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Shelly: "Why can't I taste it?"
Matt: "Err, 'cos it's been boiled in milk"
Shelly: "Yer, I'm well horny"
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Shelly: "Why can't I taste it?"
Matt: "Err, 'cos it's been boiled in milk"
by PlugDude July 6, 2005
Get the Chonkmug.