Chongus

poopoo peepee phat pugh

"Wow, I just saw the phattest chongus!"

by poopoopeepee12345 November 12, 2021

concussion cock

when someone with foreskin fakes a concussion to get out of a football game.

"concussion cock sucks"

by the ultimate secret January 21, 2007

CONCUSIONATOR

One who wacks his wang very often.

Ru is in their giving his johnson a
concusion.

by CLEATUS November 12, 2004

chonus

n. A cigarette. Tobbacoo wrapped in paper, usually with a filter.

Can I bum a chonus?

by Zach Slater January 2, 2008

Concussion Grenade

1.) An anti-personnel device that is designed to damage its target with explosive power alone.

2.) A type of fart where hopefully the Boom warns you before the Shock wave hits, usually resulting in holding one's breath and calling an O-ring repair doctor.

1.) "The perpetrator was neutralized by a concussion grenade."

2.) "Oops! Did u just hear that concussion grenade, quick plug your nose!!"

by Firehawk21_2001 March 17, 2014

liver concussion

When you drink so much, it's literally as if you hit your liver over it's tiny head with an alcohol mallet and it has a concussion.

If you have liver concussion you're probably hanging like a bitch.

mannnn I drank so much last night I got a liver concussion

by raquelley May 9, 2011

Chongus

A person who intentionally chundies while kissing in an attempt to make the other person more attracted to them.

I met this guy last night and he was perfect, but as we started getting mkre sexual I found out he was a chongus..... Now I can't get enough of him!

by Moist Doink November 28, 2017