Hose Choking

When your done pumping gas and you grab the hose and pull and squeeze to get every last drop out.

1. Gas is so expensive, so i am hose choking the pump.

2. I am poor so i am going hose choking at the gas station

3. I probably hose choked 50 cents worth of gas out of there.

by dj davidv November 27, 2009

choking the chicken

too pull the weasle, beat the bishop, tug the rope, beat the monkey, polish the knob, do the 5 knuckle shuffle, slide the snake, toss off a batch of orphans, peek-a-boo the mole, plant the carrot, stroke the one-eyed monster, burp the baby, carress the critter, etc.

I like to toss off a batch of orphans when I am horned up.

by Big Jim and the Twins May 1, 2003

Choking

Someone coughing while sucking Dick.

I got her choking so good last night, probably almost killed her.

by Unknown Anonymous Female March 14, 2019

Choking the Pope

The act in which a man engages in self sexual gratification by rubbing his genitals for an extended (or not so extended, I don't judge bitch) period of time to reach a physical climax, or "retribution"

"NO MOM! I AM NOT MASTURBATING! I am uhhh.....CHOKING THE POPE!"

"Dude, such a rough day, I'm gonna go choke the pope."

by 8thWonderoftheModernWorld June 20, 2010

chikity choke

means to smoke marijuana/or a ciggarett

1.lets go chikity choke
2.u chikity choking

by robert May 13, 2005

choking chester

Masturbating with Cheetoh dust on your hands resulting in orange genitalia.

I was choking chester and now my penis is orange!

by Wigsplitter April 26, 2014

Chokin' The Porpoise

When a girl gives a guy with a short stubby dick a handjob.

I was getting action from my girlfriend last night and she wanted to stop jerkin' my dick, but i was like "No bitch, keep Chokin' The Porpoise."

by Vantality Akenfa April 9, 2010