Keep Calm And Chive on

There is no true definition for Keep Calm And Chive On, but this is the best I have. It Is a phrase used when life is hard and there is nothing you can do about it but take the next step. It is like a cheer from a football team that everyone loves!

My house burned down during the storms while I was at the hospital getting chemo treatment for my cancer, just have to keep calm and chive on.

by Bub2627 August 27, 2013

Keep Calm and Chive On

What my boyfriend does while taking a dump.

*Insert image of girl opening the door on Chive addicted boyfriend scrolling through app as he sits on toilet*
*Insert second image of girl reassuring him to "Keep Calm and Chive On!" while closing the door and running away*

by angeleux November 9, 2013

Don't Give Me No Chive Burger

A special Bob's Burgers burger... that's served with no chives!

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Don't Give Me No Chive Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

pepperoni and green peppers, mushrooms, olives, chives

Apparently it's what System of a Down likes on their pizza.

From SOAD's "Chic 'n' Stu"

What a splendid pie,
Pizza-pizza pie,
Every minute, every second,
Buy, buy, buy, buy, buy,
What a splendid pie,
Pizza-pizza pie,
Every minute, every second,
Buy, buy, buy, buy, buy,

pepperoni and green peppers, mushrooms, olives, chives
pepperoni and green peppers, mushrooms, olives, chives

by viva riolu May 31, 2011

Chive

Chive, Tommy aNd Molly-Maes ‘secret word’ from love island 2019. Means getting ‘pissed off’

Molly-Mae: It’s getting a bit chivey in here
Tommy: I agree ahaha

by @loveislandreposts June 12, 2019

Chive

Combination of chat and alive, the opposite of ched

bagmoss: :ched:

Dorol: No, chive ):<

by Amogusmaster33 May 13, 2022

chive bomber

Someone who breaks into a bathroom stall and sucks the dick of the man sitting on the can.

Better prepare for that chive bomber you hear coming in.

by Coolkidswagfeet June 14, 2016