crispy critters

firefighter paramedic slang for patients burned beyond recognition. Fourth and fifth degree burns, muscle and bone burning. Last stage before sixth degree burns, cremation (all tissue reduced to ash).

By the time we got there, the people trapped in the vehicle were crispy critters.

by Artnunymiss February 17, 2017

Crispy Muthafucka

It was made by the legend himself MythyMoo.
He used this amazing line when he was playing G-Mod.
He described a beautifully burned corpse as a "Crispy Muthafucka"

Person 1 "The man was burned to death"
Myth "he's now a crispy muthafucka"

by Captain Geniuz June 24, 2016

voodoo crispy

A crazy dance move made popular by Artie, the Strongest Man in the World in The Adventures of Pete & Pete - "Day of the Dot".

That girls crazy! Is she doing the voodoo crispy!?

by anth is the man! December 4, 2010

Crispy Puffy

The amalgamation of two nonsensical adjectives combined to create the highest insult. A Crispy Puffy is nothing.

Also a disgusting appetizer at Tom Can Cook.

Lisa is a Crispy Puffy.

by Mateo. January 12, 2008

Chippy tea

Having a fish and chips for dinner.

I’m having chippy tea tonight

by Chippy tea May 9, 2019

Cwispy

Cwispy is the definition of crispy yet crunchy, especially used by the likes of Joshua Wiessman.

mmm this food is so cwispy! :)

by :) (: :) (: January 5, 2021

chimpy

Nickname for pResident George W. Bush.

Chimpy lied and thousands died.

by alg0912 February 10, 2004