This slang phrase refers to the act of smoking a puffed Cheeto as if it were a cigar or lighting the crushed product in a pipe, usually made of aluminum foil. Smoking Cheetos for a prolonged amount of time will yield a mild high, due to the fumes released from the preservatives found in the "orange dust". A consensus among those known commonly as "The Chester Club" is that smoking exactly two hundred puffed Cheetos will yield a "high" for about five seconds. The high is said to include amnesia, unconsciousness, and total unresponsiveness to external stimuli. Common among those who blaze the chester is the number "200". They say "too hunnit er'day" to indicate that they partake of "that good chedda". Despite the popularity of smoking two hundred pieces in order to achieve a high, smoking out of a large pipe known as a "peace pipe" made of aluminum foil is far more effective. This method involves placing and igniting a cheeto into the end of the pipe. The smoke is inhaled only while the cheeto is ablaze. Participants of this activity usually wear hats that have ear flaps, and modify them to have the flaps stick outwards from the head. These hats are called "Chester Hats". Blazing the Chester originated in northwestern Illinois from a group of teenagers by a fire with nothing but Cheeto puffs and imagination. To this day, people still "Blaze the Chester" and might refer to it as "Chasin' the cheetah", "Crankin' da oranj in da tin", and "Tokin' that good chedda".
Bro 1: "Dude, what the hell are you smoking? Is that a cheeto?"
Bro 2: *cough* "Yeah bruh, I'm Blazing the Chester"
Bro 1: "You dumbass"
Bro 2: "I hit dat too hunnit er'day"
Bro 1: "Lemme get a righteous toke."
Bro 2: "Hand me that foil so we can crank oranj in da tin" *fashions three foot long peace pipe and lights up a piece*
Bro 1: *takes a mad-righteous toke* "......"
Bro 2: "Haha, you like?"
Bro 1: ...(Five seconds later)... "Wh..Wh..Whut?"
Bro 2: "Duuuuude..."
Bro 2: *cough* "Yeah bruh, I'm Blazing the Chester"
Bro 1: "You dumbass"
Bro 2: "I hit dat too hunnit er'day"
Bro 1: "Lemme get a righteous toke."
Bro 2: "Hand me that foil so we can crank oranj in da tin" *fashions three foot long peace pipe and lights up a piece*
Bro 1: *takes a mad-righteous toke* "......"
Bro 2: "Haha, you like?"
Bro 1: ...(Five seconds later)... "Wh..Wh..Whut?"
Bro 2: "Duuuuude..."
by Yobungus1337 March 11, 2014
Get the Blazing the Chestermug. the action, of someone containing great quanities of doushebaggery, screwing someone over for means equally doushy as the person its self.
I have been chestered out of a relationship.
by LadyFriend02 October 18, 2011
Get the Chesteredmug. known to the rest of the civilized world as a "chest of drawers" or a "dresser" a piece of furniture commonly located in a bedroom.
by Wamp2016 April 8, 2011
Get the chester drawersmug. Chester Bennington was a singer, and songwriter, and the front man for the rock band Linkin Park. He will be missed greatly for the inspiration of many great bands. He left behind a wife and 6 kids.
(March 20, 1967 - July 20, 2017)
(March 20, 1967 - July 20, 2017)
by ®OA©h July 21, 2017
Get the Chester Benningtonmug. During a concert chester once broke his wrist on stage, instead of stopping the whole show he carried on performing and waited until after the show to go to the emergency room.
That is dedication.
That is dedication.
by Lplover July 9, 2011
Get the Chester Benningtonmug. Verb
To be publicly exposed as a rapist and publically shamed.
originating in the campaign against rape and sexual assault at Mt. San Antonio College (Mt. SAC) by supporters of Aarefah Mosavi, who was raped and sexually assaulted by co-worker and student Chester Brown on the campus farm in 2013. Aarefah spoke publicly, naming Chester Brown as the rapist, going on record with a detailed description of Brown's rape of her. Supporters hung up Chester Brown's picture and name across the campus, hundreds of students protested and marched to demand his removal, ultimately succeeding in forcing him to leave Mt. SAC.
To be publicly exposed as a rapist and publically shamed.
originating in the campaign against rape and sexual assault at Mt. San Antonio College (Mt. SAC) by supporters of Aarefah Mosavi, who was raped and sexually assaulted by co-worker and student Chester Brown on the campus farm in 2013. Aarefah spoke publicly, naming Chester Brown as the rapist, going on record with a detailed description of Brown's rape of her. Supporters hung up Chester Brown's picture and name across the campus, hundreds of students protested and marched to demand his removal, ultimately succeeding in forcing him to leave Mt. SAC.
by gwbfhe August 10, 2018
Get the Chester-Brownedmug. Glasses / Sun Glasses worn by creepy old men that make them look like chester's. Often they are 80's style glasses with dark orange tinting and accompanied by a dick duster.
Man did you see that bus driver at school today, I think he is going to swing by the elementary school and surf the scene. Yea, was the one wearing the chester glasses.
by Jack The Genius July 16, 2010
Get the Chester Glassesmug.