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Juggalo Checklist and Creedo

Juggalo Checklist:

___ Paint Face (Just Like Other Juggalos (Nothing Original Allowed Here)

___ Put On Ugly, Stinky Faygo-Stained Clothes (Nothing recently washed)

___ Have Counterfit ICP / Twiztid Tickits

___ Bad Attitude (Very Important)

___ Hate Everyone That Isn't Like Me

___ Distribute Trash Everywhere I Go

___ Hate Everyone That Iz Edgmacated

___ Hate Anyone That Is Gainfully Employed Or Has Been And Now Has More Wealth And Comfort Than Me.

___ Ignore All Laws (They Don't Apply To Juggalos' Anywayz)

___ Ignore All Rulz Of The Place I'm Goin' (They Don't Apply To Juggalos' Anywayz)

___ Recite and memorize Juggalo Creedo:

I am Juggalo, I am different. I am an individual and I am beautiful. You are not. You are sheep. You are liars and haters. If I trash your house, theater or where ever I go it's because I'm different, if you're angry at me for it, it's because you don't understand me and you hate me for being different. Rulz and lawz don't apply to me, if you say they do or you force them upon me, it's because you don't understand me and you hate me for being different. I will shower you with Faygo or throw bottles and cans of Faygo (or other stuff) at you, your family/friends or your passing vehicle when and where I please, if you don't like it, it's because you don't understand me and you hate me for being different. I will do what I want, where I want and when I want without regard for your lawz, rulz or feelingz and with total disregard for your safety and if you're angry at me for it, it's because you don't understand me and you hate me for being different. I am Juggalo, I am different.
Normal Person: So Mr. Juggalo, can you tell me about being a Juggalo? Is There a Juggalo checklist and creedo or pledge?

Juggalo: Sheeet !!!... Y'all ain't nuttin but a bunch o' hatas' an' muthua fuckas. You ain't down wit' tha clown.'Dis mah lis'...check it out hata' !!
by Plain Cat May 25, 2006
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chevelle kicks ass
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