No Chance

No Chance; A word or expression derived from the St. Andrews vocabulary, meaning to state that in an opinionated manner, there is absolutely no possibility of an event taking place, depending on what subject is being discussed. Once the expression "No Chance" is said, commonly, little or nothing can be said in return. This word is sometimes nick-named, the word to end all words.

John states amongst a group of teenage friends, "Hey guys, do you think I can get with this girl?" A friend replies "NO CHANCE." As a result of saying "No Chance", the group would normally begin to laugh at John, making him feel like a "Jerk" for even thinking of asking such a question, and therefore would not even consider making a counter-statement fearing that a similar outcome will persist. This is why "No Chance" is nick-named the word to end all words. Some victims may try to counter the statement by saying "Chance" or "Yes Chance", but they are simply not as humorous as the original outgoing statement "No Chance". Also, "Yes Chance" simply does not make sense at all anyways.

by Pylon February 5, 2008

Dirty Chance

While naked in bed and trying to fall asleep, your'e not quite sure if you've farted or sharted, but you're too tired to care. The next morning, you wake up with feces, and your sheet, dried firmly to your ass

I woke up this morning with a Dirty Chance pasted to my balloon knot. I ran around the room like Superman, trotting and giggling.

by LØRĐCHÅNŤŞ February 26, 2019

Charne

The condition of being of a good nature, but attracting the company of those without low standards and inhuman qualities. eg, arsonists, anti-social people.
A person who has such a condition.

Derived in part from "Chivalry", "Chaperon", and "Charcoal".

"It's Charne of the barn!" "How can you tell?" "The hair of the guy with her is on fire."
"Who are all these sods? Ah, I must have a faint aroma of charnism about me."

by Uncle Cactus September 12, 2013

a ghost of a chance

a bad pun used in some animes where ghosts are in/mentioned in an episode

From Yu-Gi-Oh!
"It's me Kaiba, and this time you don't stand, a ghost of a chance!"
"Yugi. You don't stand a ghost of a chance against your next opponent because this time, he is a ghost!"
"I'm afraid you don't stand a ghost of a chance in a duel against me!"

From Pokemon
"Hey girl! You can't take him! You haven't got a ghost of a chance!"

by chinoboii11 August 24, 2009

no chance Lance

The guy at the bar that flirts with the bartender, leaves a terrible tip, and still tries to ask her out.

"Can you believe that guy was hitting on me all night, left me a 5% tip and then still tried to ask me out?!?" "Haha...another 'no chance Lance'!"

by DKapp October 8, 2013

The Polish Chance

To momentarily play below one's skill level (allowing the opposition a chance to catch up) before mercilessly delivering the crushing defeat.

Tom is giving Mike The Polish Chance by allowing him to score a few goals.

Tom is giving Mike The Polish Chance with the girl he is talking to, but will emerge from the night as the victor.

by TheRosterHasLanded November 12, 2011

Miami Heat 3% "Chance"

ESPN predicted Miami Heat 3% "Chance" to beat the Boston Celtics in May 2023

ESPN- Miami Heat 3% "Chance" to win the ECF in 2023 versus the Boston Celtics

Heat Fan- Say again? We are flying to Denver for the 2023 NBA FINALS!!!!

Jimmy Butler, Caleb Martin, and company destroyed the Boston Celtics

by Trump-Epstein_list_missing May 30, 2023