Chardonnay

The most beautiful girl you will ever meet she will never let you down no matter what and she will always be by your side. Without her you r nothing. With her you are safe; shes someone you can depend on when no one cares about you

you are such a chardonnay

by MR. P.i.M.P March 17, 2010

Chardon

(n.) a shortening of Chardonnay, a tasty white wine.

Wine Prude- "Good sir, what have you there?"

Gangsta- "Chardon, homeskillet! I'm swillin' like a villain!"

Wine Prude- "I beg your pardon, young man I was unable to understand you."

Gangsta- "I'm drinking Chardonnay, you stuffy fuck!"

by Da Sperminator May 18, 2011

flesh chariot

Having doggie style sex (anal or vaginal), whilst whipping the female partner, with her own pigtails.

I pulled a flesh chariot on Pipi Longstockings.

by Travis Mantooth Fosdick February 19, 2007

Charbott

a person of helpful quality that often makes up words and makes a killer sandwich

"man, that charbott really helped out with those delicious sandwiches, now the children aren't starving."

"did you know that charbott calls children CHIRRENS?"

by ChuckHasLuck April 16, 2009

chariot's itch

A phrase coined by the infamous engineer, Cameron Vant, on March 3rd, 2016 that describes the awkward feeling a passenger experiences when attempting to open a locked vehicle's door too soon or when assuming the door was unlocked. The feeling the passenger would incur would be similar to one in which a gladiator would feel if it were to hop into the wagon before the chariot was ready in front of a coliseum full of spectators; usually embarrassed, shameful, or stupid. A severe case of chariot's itch may occur when the passenger is opening the door at nearly the same time the driver unlocks the door. Often times during cases of severe chariot's itch the passenger may double tap the window, signaling the driver to unlock the door, followed by another awkward experience of trying to explain one's actions.

The antonym of chariot's itch is "colossal applause". See colossal applause.

Oops, sorry about that Franz, I must have had a bad case of chariot's itch.

by camvant August 16, 2016

Chardonnaunty

Noun - (portmanteau)
An aunty who is often drunk on wine.

My brother has a kid and now I'm a proud chardonnaunty.

by Maggielove October 12, 2017

carcovascilinity

Carcovascilinity is the study of slapping of the naked buttocks. (N>O) hurm

Damn, he's studying carcovascilinity at Yale, one smart cookie.

by the_carcovascilinitist February 5, 2018