Dave Chappelle

Dave Chappelle- Really funny guy that has his own show on commedy central at 10:30 EST.

Dave Chappelle is really fuckin funny!

by DA GUY April 14, 2004

chapped lips

dry, cracked lips (licking makes things worse)

A friend told me that cow manure cured chapped lips. It didn't. But it did stop me from licking them.

by yorrick hunt January 10, 2009

Dave Chappelle

Funniest nigga in the world. Watching his stand up shit is funny. "Whats all that chocolate on yo face, Motha fucka!"

I was watching that black guy.
You mean dave chappelle the funniest nigga alive

by Sebastian and Amanda May 26, 2006

Dave Chappelle

A funny, black comedian who has a show on Comedy Central. He has done sketch comedy, stand-up, and has starred in several movies. Most of his jokes and material are about ethnic races and drugs. His show on Comedy Central had had two successful seasons. His first season was mostly race material (Most of his 'race jokes' are anti-white in his first season). But his second season was better, for it was more well rounded on jokes. After his second season, he had 'taken a break'. He was supposed to have a third season, but he had never carried it out. From what i've gathered, he has had a mental breakdown. He went from a normal person to one of the greatest comedians in history in a very short time. Such a major change in a short time responsiblity and fame is very hard on a person's mind, and that is what I believe happened to Dave Chappelle. I don't think we will see much of Dave Chapelle in the near future, save re-runs of any of his work. Another interesting fact about him was he wore 60's style golfer caps on almost every episode of his show on Comedy Central.

Dave Chappelle led a great career in the field of Comedy, and left a distinctive mark in history.

by TheDungeonWall August 29, 2008

Chapped

The state of being angry or annoyed. Usual referred to when having a bad time, or being unhappy. Can also be best used when you have made someone angry.

Yeah man, Steve was so chapped. His girlfriend is giving him so much shit!

I don't want to go to the party, I'm feeling really chapped.

You chapped that guy. He'll never buy our bagels now.

by Kassidari February 4, 2010

Chapped Ass

a rawness that forms in between your ass cheeks. rather it be from a hard days work or from not whiping your ass correctly. chapped ass is something that happens to everyone. try jogging for a couple hours, dropping a deuce, and then jogging for two more hours. then you will better understand the extremity of chapped ass.

1. Man, I got horrible case of chapped ass, I think im gonna go home early and sleep it off.

2. Damn dude that guys walking like he just got his fudge packed in. He must have a bad case of chapped ass.

3. You want to go to the beach? I wish I could but my ass is chapped homie.

by James Rich August 31, 2006

Dave Chappelle

funy ass comedian on comedy central who does lil jon WHAT!?!?!?!? and rick james
and his own druggy tyrone.also charlie murphys E-true hollywood stories he does on his show about prince and charlie murphy. he also acts as samuel jackson with his own beer. Hes got his own tv show with 2 seasons goin on 3.

"I'm Rick James b***h. Enjoy yourselves.It's a celebration b***hs."

Red Balls.Cocaine in a can - tyrone

Whattt!?!? Yaa.yeeeaaaahhhh!!! OKKK -liljon

MMM MMM b***h. its my beer!!! -sam jackson

by chappelle fan July 21, 2008