chaps

said when one is feeling annoyed, rubbed the wrong way, etc.

Madison: "I think Dairy Queen is closed today..."
Tucker: "Chaps."

by madisoncheye March 05, 2015

chaps

When its fucking cold.

"it's so fucking chaps that my dick is like a fucking stalagtite"

by Alex Kempton March 08, 2007

chaps

when a girl has shaved her genitalia without shaving her legs

Women from the Conga frequently sport chaps.

by The Velour Fog September 05, 2006

Chap

A crunchy treat often eaten as a snack or school lunch.

7 steps to be a chap

Be editable
Have carbs
Dont be a cham (soft chap)
Dont be a champ (sandwhich(etc) chap)
Be solid
Be crunchy
Be munchy

Bread can be considered a soft chap.

Common examples: Potato chips, corn chips, crackers, dorito chips, pie crust, cookies, tarts, and some breads.

"Would you like some of my chaps?"

by TheChapMaster September 05, 2018

Chap

To smack someone in the back of the neck, so it loudly makes a snapping sound

I chapped him so hard he still has a mark on his neck.

by Sandboxkidyoungster September 13, 2018

Chap

The name for a body that gets smoked out of, using the through hole from the anus to the mouth.

It was a pleasure smoking that chap last night.

by VietDom March 29, 2021

Chap

a female with no facial qualities or assests. unattractive in nature, with the tendency to act "all that."

Damn, that bitch chap.

by #badd July 27, 2011