3 definitions by humanartar

nitty

The funniest motherfuckers in the planet. Some of the only sustainable relationships you'll ever make with these crackheads you find choking on their inspirational words at 3am on a dark street. They look like they've crawlen from the gutters but that's because you don't have to care about your appearance. They're always open for selfies and a good natter I love the motherfuckers to death. TY FOR ALL THE FREE COKE XXXXXXXX

"Look at that nitty"
"Oh yeah thas my boy he's high again"

by humanartar January 24, 2022

Chap

If you get called a good chap by father dearest you're winning at life. It's someone who knows where they're going in life and they're a proper brit. But your shoes. AHA. yeh. Take them off.

"Did you like Bob"
"Yeah I thought was a jolly chap"
"he is"

by humanartar January 24, 2022

teapot

I watched a video of a man making a clay teapot from scratch whilst I was high on edibles at 3am it was my moment. The mfs look so good to drink out of and they make your tea splendeculous for all those proper british chaps out there XXX

"Do you like teapots?"
"Yeah my Grandma tripped over one and broke her neck last week"
"Oh"
"Yeah"

by humanartar January 24, 2022