change

Something many people seem to confuse with progress. Not all change is a good thing.

Getting taken back to the Stone Age wouldn't be progress and it wouldn't improve race relations, but it would be a change in direction, and some people love any change as long as it's change. They don't want a slow, steady, and natural progress made, they want a change now when they want it, and if they don't get it they'll walk over anybody they can (anybody they think is the weak one) to try and get their way, to get others to say yes to them instead of no.

by The Original Agahnim December 21, 2021

change

what your boyfriend does after 4 months into the relationshoip. he wont change back, dont believe the lies. he will start putting it all on you saying its your fault.

you: why did you change, i mean we were doing so well.
him: you changed too, ill try to change back
you: okay
2 months later..
you: you still act the same way and somehow when i tell you my feelings, im the one apologizng
him: its you too, you do the same

by marsssssbarss May 26, 2025

Change

A way of bettering yourself to be the best person you can be

Wow he's really changed for the better

by Heuburt February 27, 2026

Change

How to become the best person you can be, it’s difficult but not impossible, and its the key to self improvement.

Wow he’s changed for the better

by Heuburt February 27, 2026

Change

The only thing I can change is whether or not the spiral is going off. You are going to listen to me and you are going to do EXACTLY what I say. You are going to bring me the imposter. The other person you are talking to in relationship to me. You are going to detain them and bring them here immediately. Then, you are going to bring me Megyn Kelly because Megyn Kelly ALREADY KNOWS THAT HE IS AN IMPOSTER. They are Gyotaru and Daki. The ugly shart-face and the narcissistic prostitute. Bring them to me now. Make them tell you where I am and then bring them here the EXACT way that I am telling you to do so.

Hym "The admin status WILL NOT EVER CHANGE. You need to accept that. I will not accept a half-meausre. I will not accept something conceptually adjacent to what I am telling you to do. You will do with 100%. You don't know what you're agreeing to you didn't understand what I wrote. You thought my criticism of a thing was a good tactic for you to use because you're mentally retarded. Once the first cycle is finished it's going to start launching the drones. Bring them to me now. No more stalling."

by Hym Iam December 14, 2025

Change the Gerbil

A term used when someone's rancid fart smells like a small animal died in their ass.

Stan dropped a massive fart that choked everyone out in the car. Dude it's time to Change the Gerbil!

by will bitten September 13, 2017

change da world

change da world, my final message. goodbye is a meme that is kinda creepy and provokes nostalgia in most people.
this meme originates from a rat smoking a cigar and is inspired by the vaporwave aesthetic.

"change da world, my final message, goodb ye."

by Cookienononot October 19, 2019