The Main and the champagne

The Main and the champagne

verb. to hurry

Use when time is short i.e. to a fuck buddy who likes to hang around

Fuckbuddy: I'm on my way now, can I stay the night babe?
You: I've got things to do, only got time for the main and the champagne

Sally: Did you hear what happened to Jeanette on the weekend?
Sharon: I don't have time for another of your marathon stories Sally, just give me the main and the champagne

by LHTLondon March 6, 2020

Champagne Ass

Refers to the bowel movement that starts off with a small solid piece of shit, (the cork) and is then followed with an explosion of liquid - or "foam". This is a condition most often associated with the morning after a serious night of drinking.

"All that draft and nachos last night gave me a severe case of Champagne Ass this morning!"

by Nick & Mo August 5, 2003

Champagne de la Rosa

Champagne de la Rosa, sometimes known as Cristal Flanagan is a high class, respectable male. Looks a million dollars all of the time. Perfect natural blonde hair, gorgeous blue eyes, full and plump lips and a stunning moustache and beard combo. Studies hard, often sharing his wisdom and knowledge to less advantaged students. Always surrounded by beautiful women, who adore his cheeky charm and quick wit and he always outshines his friends in the looks department. When he isn't studying hard at podiatry, he is an international rap artist, collaborating with artists such as eminem, fiddy and jay z.

Duuude i wish i could be like Champagne de la Rosa, he get all de gurls.

by dishydenisxx November 2, 2011

Champagne Monday

Ignoring work and other responsibilities on a Monday, or any weekday, to relax at the beach with friends. Champagne/adult beverages are optional, but comfortable lounge chairs are essential.

She looked forward to Champagne Mondays in August when she and her friends left the office after lunch to relax at the beach, sip champagne, and catch up on news.

by BenKatTalks January 23, 2015

champagneeakhi

he’s awesome i know he has been through a lot man but it will get better sometimes you have to put yourself together youre not alone youre amazing

champagneeakhi im proud of you i really am im sorry you’ve been through a lot these day but trust me it will get better, i love you, take care.

by doodoofag July 17, 2021

Campanella Effect

The sense of almost boyish enthusiasm that comes over middle aged men when pursuing a hobby that requires expensive stuff and leaves non-hobbyists scratching their heads to figure out why it's so damned important. (Derived from Roy Campanella's observation about baseball: "You got to have a lot of little boy in you to play this game.")

When Jerry began talking about model railroading, it was easy to see the Campanella Effect in action.

by PaldanTheLesser October 22, 2011

Champange Taste

Something a classy person has. Liking anything that overrides something else, whatever is top of the line in every category

Chase: Dude do you wanna go to pacsun to get some new clothes?

Me: Sorry man I have champange taste, we can go to VV or Ralph Lauren if you want...pacsun isnt my thing.

by capeboy March 26, 2014