Ego chall

When you are playing a video game and you have the ego to “Challenge” someone hopping right into them and absolutely shitting on them.

Yo clumsy just absolutely ego challed me and washed my day up gg bruv gg

by A Clumsy Montage December 23, 2020

calm down

One of the most infuriating expressions in the English language. Using this expression is guaranteed to make the other person angry if he/she wasn't already.

An invitation to someone to punch you in the face.

"Officer, that man just stole my wallet!"

"Now just calm down...."

(punches cop in face)

by MaxBrowne October 7, 2009

chalk and cheese

Two things that might be confused as similar but which are in fact very different.

Fedora and Ubuntu are like chalk and cheese.

by Anacrolix April 17, 2009

Calm your tits

this phrase is used when someone you are with is too uptight to calm them down

judy: "oh my goodness my hair looks terrible today"
steve: "no, no it doesnt judy"
judy: "shut up steve, yes it does ahhhhh"
steve: "alright judy calm your tits"

by Sam Bell March 23, 2008

Calm Before the Stork

(n.) The time during a woman's first pregnancy during which nobody talks about the baby or being pregnant for maybe 2 seconds. This calm, almost eerie silence, usually occurring early in the 3rd trimester, is soon shattered by childbirth and the spirit-crushing, torrential shit storm that follows after.

See Also: That part in "Deep Blue Sea" when people start getting eaten, but Samuel L. Jackson and the rest of the survivors find a minute to collect themselves and make an escape plan, and Samuel L. Jackson is giving a speech about how they have to unite to escape the genetically-mutated, super-intelligent sharks, but then, suddenly, one of the aforementioned genetically-mutated, super-intelligent sharks jumps out of the water and bites him in half.

Though it seemed for the time being that everybody had stopped speculating about his unborn child's future athletic prowess, physical attributes, and the huge amount of responsibility it takes to raise a child, the man was not fooled.

He knew that it was just the calm before the stork.

by Consopite May 21, 2011

Cyalm

a celestial god that has no rights

cyalm did nothing wrong

by tb identity December 6, 2019

chalk talk

A talk or lesson in which the speaker uses a blackboard and chalk.

Before every game the coach gives a last minute chalk talk.

by talk2me-JCH2 July 27, 2023