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Timothée Chalamet

Timothée Chalamet is the coolest actor who ever lived. He has many talents: he can play the piano, he can sing, he can speak French, English and a bit of Italian and above all he recites from God. I love him too much, he's my life, he’s managed to get me out of a dark period of my life and that’s why I can’t thank him enough.
They speak so badly of him without knowing him, without really understanding who he is and how beautiful he gives to those who love him.
"Are you in love?"
"Yes I like Timothée Chalamet. He's my everything"
by anonymous June 9, 2021
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Chlamidiot

A person who contracts chlamydia or another STD while being an idiot and not using protection.
a person who has unprotected sex with multiple partners, and develops chlamydia is a Chlamidiot
by My buddies a chlamidiot February 8, 2010
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Calamity Flats

AKA Klamath Falls, Oregon. A town in southern Oregon that languished with the decline of the timber industry. AKA Klamath Fails.
I was born in Calamity Flats but moved to Sacradementia when dad got laid off by Weyerhauser.
by DuWayne Lippschitz January 20, 2011
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Calamity Bridge

Thinking you have your penis in a girl's vagina but you actually have it in her anus. You have crossed Calamity Bridge.
Oh man, I went across Calamity Bridge last night!
by BunyipLobesy November 18, 2011
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Calamio

Situación negativa, bien por excesivo aburrimiento, bien por lo engorroso de su naturaleza. Situación que crea mucho malestar en general.
- ¿Tu suegra y tu padre están liados?
- Sí
- Pues vaya calamio de navidades
by yiembi June 23, 2016
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chaaamimy

A chaaamimy is a type of person thatll make you feel genuinely happy when you least expect it. She will make you feel contented even in the most simplest thing and will make you appreciate and be grateful for those thing that truly matter. Most of the time, chaaamimy is sleepy, grumpy, or hungry.. but this traits will make you love her even more.

When you meet a chaaamimy, make sure to spend quality time with her as much as possible and make every moment count. Even if you don’t end up together because of the most difficult and confusing circumstance, always remember to value and protect and chaaamimy. You will meet her only a few times in your life, so make sure you keep her when you can.
1. Look! It’s chaaamimy and she’s still sleeping!

2. You will always have a special place in my heart chaaamimy

3. When you’re ready to choose us, you know where and how to find me chaaamimy!

4. Hey chaaamimy, Aybu antukin!

5. Happy birthday, Chaaamimy! I hope I can spend your day with you, but for the mean time.. this is all I can do. I miss you!
by garlicparmesan December 8, 2021
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The chlamids

Chlamydia but like yk chlamids
Broski I fucked Chadwick last week and now I have the chlamids”
by Chlamidsgotmegood February 7, 2019
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