Chair

Sit on it

Charlie: sit on the chair while i get you tea

by Mncbvsdkjgfhuiesudzjbdegr May 18, 2021

Chair

To sit on someone at a disco with your legs spread like Jesus parting the Red Sea while you eat the face off them

What’s going on here? Oh they’re chairing.

by Whatsuppal January 26, 2020

Chair

One of the basic pieces of furniture, a chair is a type of seat. Its primary features are two pieces of a durable material, attached as back and seat to one another at a 90° or slightly greater angle, with usually the four corners of the horizontal seat attached in turn to four legs—or other parts of the seat's underside attached to three legs or to a shaft about which a four-arm turnstile on rollers can turn—strong enough to support the weight of a person who sits on the seat (usually wide and broad enough to hold the lower body from the buttocks almost to the knees) and leans against the vertical back (usually high and wide enough to support the back to the shoulder blades). The legs are typically high enough for the seated person's thighs and knees to form a 90° or lesser angle. Used in a number of rooms in homes (e.g. in living rooms, dining rooms, and dens), in schools and offices (with desks), and in various other workplaces, chairs may be made of wood, metal, or synthetic materials, and either the seat alone or the entire chair may be padded or upholstered in various colors and fabrics.

Chairs vary in design. An armchair has armrests fixed to the seat;3 a recliner is upholstered and under its seat is a mechanism that allows one to lower the chair's back and raise into place a fold-out footrest;4 a rocking chair has legs fixed to two long curved slats; a wheelchair has wheels fixed to an axis under the seat.5

Thats a nice chair

by NotElo March 11, 2022

Chair

Were you sit your butt down when your tired or just to lazy to do anything.

"Hey kid take a seat in that chair and we may begin..."
"Ok."

by Black Dragon! September 13, 2015

Chair

Something you sit on you dumbass.

- What are you sitting on?
- A chair you moron.

by Quick Mafs May 07, 2020

Chair

An object you sit on

Sit down on the chair jimmy

by PoopyFarts November 21, 2017

Chair

The place where you ass goes, but if you were depressed its for your back.

I.E. not depressed: the ass spot, the back spot
Depressed: the head spot, the back spot

Teacher: Everyone take a seat
Kid name Everyone:*grabs chair and leaves*

by XXX_G@m3rGuy$_XXX November 26, 2019