Chincebag

1. A bag in which chince is stored.

2. An offensive greeting or salutation.

3. Matt Henry

1. I need a new chince bag mine has a hole in it.

Al Gore: "Hey Chincebag"
Matt Henry: "Stop calling me that"
Al Gore: "Tough shit, see ya later Chincebag!"

by Derek Povich January 29, 2009

Chincess

A chonga (Ghetto, trashy, Hispanic girl) who thinks that they are a princess or special. Which they are definitely not

Look at that girl, she is so trashy and ignorant, but she talks as if she owns the world. She must be a chincess.

by sueelly4 July 22, 2010

no chance Lance

The guy at the bar that flirts with the bartender, leaves a terrible tip, and still tries to ask her out.

"Can you believe that guy was hitting on me all night, left me a 5% tip and then still tried to ask me out?!?" "Haha...another 'no chance Lance'!"

by DKapp October 8, 2013

The Polish Chance

To momentarily play below one's skill level (allowing the opposition a chance to catch up) before mercilessly delivering the crushing defeat.

Tom is giving Mike The Polish Chance by allowing him to score a few goals.

Tom is giving Mike The Polish Chance with the girl he is talking to, but will emerge from the night as the victor.

by TheRosterHasLanded November 12, 2011

Miami Heat 3% "Chance"

ESPN predicted Miami Heat 3% "Chance" to beat the Boston Celtics in May 2023

ESPN- Miami Heat 3% "Chance" to win the ECF in 2023 versus the Boston Celtics

Heat Fan- Say again? We are flying to Denver for the 2023 NBA FINALS!!!!

Jimmy Butler, Caleb Martin, and company destroyed the Boston Celtics

by Trump-Epstein_list_missing May 30, 2023

no chance to survive

Usually what happens when:

1.Somebody sets you up the bomb
2.It's Cats, and all your base are belongs to him
3. Cats advises that you make your time

And usually leads to:
4. The Captain declaring that you move all ZIG "for great justice"
5. The Captain assumes that "you know what you doing..."

And if you survive, you get congradulation.

See:
make your time, aybabtu

"You have no chance to survive make your time..."

by !d4n13113 March 26, 2004

chincectomy

The act of "de" chincefying something. Causing it to no longer be chince. Removing any chinceyness.

Man, Andre really needs a chincectomy... he is seriously retarded.

by ChinceyChown September 23, 2009