certussy

when the suez’s canal is popping like pussy from forgien trade.

damn! that certussy would pop if egypt didn’t nationalize the canal!

by fa1ry March 29, 2022

The owner of the cafe in Cytus 2

The owner of the cafe in cytus 2 is a person who gives free drinks to a furry who is involved in internet terrorism and is keeping a singer hostage. Dont look that up in google

Person 1: Hey, is that The owner of the cafe in Cytus 2?
Person 2:Yeah, and he is with Neko

by KatsukistarkugoAndMaythePillow March 22, 2022

Slut-a-citus

When a girl is either hoe, slut, or whore......and is in denial of being one, sending nudes to anyone who ask and having occassional f**k buddies and see's nothing wrong with it.

Hey man she sent me a pic to

Bruh she got that got damn slut-a-citus!

by jkilllanigga January 23, 2010

Catus

Slang for vagina (from pussy), sometimes extended to catosaurus

Where is thy catus?

by Cantanope May 20, 2015

Cytus 2

just cytus 1 but better graphics, story, and is also free

Riley:have u ever played cytus 2?
Jaxson:no, let me try
(5 minutes later)
Jaxson:pretty good

by cool dude 12345678900987654321 October 8, 2021

Cletus Bartholomew

Cletus Bartholomew is one of the many Cletus variants. He is second best below Cletus Kasady. He is thoughtful and diligent and loves being goofy. If you go outside on a full moon at 3:33 am and shout “Cletus” he will appear floating down from the sky and will land in front of you. He grants you one wish before dancing away, bare foot. He is one of the more kind Cletus’ and will always look out for you.

“Praise Cletus Bartholomew”

by CletusAndrewWolseyPJ January 19, 2022

st cletus

this school is absolute trash and utter bull shit. each year at least 5 teachers are fired bc of the students complaints and the homework is unbearable. also, everyone at cletus is a hoe and is desperate for a gf/bf and dates like 30 ppl from other schools around la grange because no one at cletus is attractive. but that’s not all. the popular group at cletus is BULL SHIT. these girls think they’re popular yet half of them don’t have a phone yet, none of them are pretty (besides like 3 of them), none of them can get a boyfriend, their parties are trash, they dress like 8 year old jojo siwa wannabe girls (kinda), they’re really cringey, and they wouldn’t be considered popular anywhere else. so if ur still thinking about going to this school..YOU WILL REGRET IT bc none of the cletus kids are shit whatsoever and everyone out of cletus dislikes them.

friend 1:doesn’t she go to st cletus?

friend 2: oh yeah, i’m pretty sure she’s one of the “popular girls”
friend 1: BAHAHA OH MY GOD SHE LOOKS LIKE A VSCO GIRL WANNABE HOLY SHIT THATS SO SAD

friend 2: yeah ik, cletus kids are wack asf

by anonymous kid who hates cletus September 23, 2019