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Cerebral Seduction

The act of seducing someone using intelligence and wit, rather than looks and flattery.
Cerebral seduction transpired via his unique perspective on the Middle East conflict and his witty retorts to the peanut gallery, who disagreed with his viewpoint.
by Fi-Toronto October 18, 2009
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Cerealsexual

The sexual attraction to cereal and/or cereal mascots.
Kevin's a total Cerealsexual, he has a thing for cheerios.
by Infertile Apple June 4, 2015
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Bean Cereal

When a guy accidentally drops small turd nuggets while jizzing in a bitches belly-button. She then grabs the delicate nugget and dips them in her belly-button.
Man, I accidentally let out a few turds last night and she made Bean Cereal!
by Pizza Camo May 19, 2022
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Cerebellum'd

To be attacked by a man in a small pod atop a large brain with an eyepatch.
I found some brains after I was cerebellum'd by the Children!-Man.
by Bastardized Bottomburp September 17, 2003
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Cerebrosexual

Someone who fucks with people's minds.
Average Joe: Gay or Straight?
Unaverage Joe: Cerebrosexual.
Average Joe: I don't understand.
Unaverage Joe: Exactly.
by creepymangiggles August 4, 2009
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cereal box zombie

A person who stares at the cereal box in an unblinking,trance-like state while eating their morning cereal.This can be differentiated from someone just reading the ingredients or nutritional info by the fact the said zombie performs the same ritual every #!*#* morning.Zombies also breath heavily through their nose because they are shoveling cereal in their pie hole like a starved Ethiopian.
You don't even try to talk to dad at breakfast because he is a cereal box zombie.
by wolfbait51 April 28, 2011
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Cereal Bar

Cereal bars are a new breakfast food craze that is swiffering the nation. They are charecterised as your favorite cereal (which for me is trix) in bar form, along with a layer of "real milk" in the center. They are also the reason terrorists hate us. And have been proven by the BBC to be unhealthy.
Nicole got super aids from a cereal bar.
by McSandtrap October 10, 2005
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