cellphone blindness

A condition where the person is compulsively staring at their phone no matter the situation. They are completely oblivious to the outside world (hence "blindness"). These people are extremely annoying to their surroundings (especially when they are doing the ol' text 'n walk), and while doing so can put themselves and others in danger.

If you have cellphone blindness often, get help because you may be a cellphone addict.

by ManMan36 May 16, 2016

Cellphone

A motherfucking amazing device that gets your head in the clouds

My cellphone ate me

by svefonia March 6, 2017

Touchdowned the Cellphone

When one spikes their cellphone on the floor of the their providers store in protest over idiotic contracts, billing, service, etc.

Softbank won't unlock my phone after I finished paying the entire 2yr contract off so I Touchdowned the cellphone.

Sprint Charged me so much on my last bill I went to there store and touchdowned the cellphone.

by Unknown~Sailor January 23, 2013

Cellphony

A person who walks around with a cell phone in their ear all the time. But in fact they are talking to nobody, trying to make themselves feel important. also see watch watcher

i can tell that guys not really talking to anyone on his cell. He is so cellphony!

by brett calvin September 28, 2006

Cellphone Stroll

The pointless, aimless walking to and fro one does when on their cellphone.

Dan's in the hall doing the cellphone stroll

by cupgrease January 28, 2009

cellamaphone

1.) A common/deliberate mispronunciation of cell phone. Used to mimic a sound combination of Cell Phone and Telephone.

2.) Originated as a variant of saxamaphone commonly refered to by Homer Simpson meaning "saxophone"

"What do you want, Lisa? A tubamaba? An obomabo? oh....a saxamaphone!..." - Homer Simpson

"Call me on the cellamaphone."

by pOtTs000 October 12, 2005

cellphonic

Self-aborbed, ignorant, or stupid behaviour, such as demonstrated by those walking or driving while using a cell phone.

The cashier is calling the next guy in line and he's too busy fiddling with the Hershey bars (with almonds). That's the most cellphonic thing I've seen all day.

by theonlypseudonym February 6, 2010