"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's The Cauliflower's Cumin from Inside the House Burger, you should try it!"
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018
when u cum into a water balloon, freeze it melt it and then drizzle it over your dead wife's head. Extra flavor can be added with fresh pubic hair, preferably black, sprinkled over.
by nicholas gurr November 3, 2019
when your friend asks you a dumb question or you just simply don’t want to talk to someone just bring up the cauliflower convention and mumble a little
by penisbuttaidsass June 24, 2021
A clever synonym with anal prolapse. When the lower part of the intestines protrudes from the anus causing inflammation and a red cauliflower shaped nodule protruding from the rectal sphincter
I was left with a nasty case of cauliflower anus after I took a spin on the rectum wrecker 300, it really lives up to its name.
by Bob sagets muffbrow August 8, 2022
A person of the male gender who loves eating the vegetable, cauliflower. Their obsession with cauliflower is often repulsing.
by Lidddddd January 5, 2021
by Jswitzer98 June 5, 2021
The act of a dominatrix woman dressed in circus assistant attire ties a man up by four limbs in a horses barn or any other standard barnyard animals shed. Then skin of the penis pulled back and retrained by crocodile Clips elasticated round the waist line. The women carrying a raw Califlower taps the bellend with the force of which one would spank with a paddle. Tap firmly until red raw. With the remaining stalk if intact ,wipe the sweat from the gooch then a quick moustache under the males nose. Eyebrows may also be dapped. Walk away and phrase “cauliflower Dapped”
Last year I cauliflower Dapped my husband and it cut our marriage short.
Cauliflower Dapping Definition:
A piece of cauliflower being Dapped against the end of a males penis gently harshly or hard.
Cauliflower Dapping Definition:
A piece of cauliflower being Dapped against the end of a males penis gently harshly or hard.
by Marriedforfourtyeightyears February 6, 2021