Bitch Cauliflower

A person with obnoxiously curly hair that resembles broccoli or cauliflower. Can be used as an insult, or as a cute nickname for your curly-haired friend.

Sam: Brooo you're hair is so curly, I'm gonna call you a Bitch Cauliflower.
Jay: Ugh fine 😂

by 911helloitsjamescharles March 15, 2020

Boy who eats cauliflower

A boy who eats copious amounts of cauliflower. typically feels no shame in their actions

Daniel: “I am a boy who eats cauliflower and i feel zero shame, i love it, especially dipped in ranch.”
Lindsey: “You disgust me”

by Lidddddd January 5, 2021

The Cauliflower's Cumin from Inside the House Burger

A Bob's Burgers Halloween burger that comes with cauliflower and cumin

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's The Cauliflower's Cumin from Inside the House Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

California Cauliflower

Bushy pubic hair with dried semen on it

I didn't shower after we had sex, so now my pubes look like California cauliflower

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

pickled cauliflower

1. A vegetable soaked in vinegar

2. Very wrinkly, crinkly misshapen vagina

1. I just ate some pickled cauliflower

2. I just ate some pickled cauliflower

by Monodon July 27, 2004

anal cauliflower

Extreme hemorrhoids condition, where the subject have a cauliflower-like abnormal growth in the anus.

Look at that guy, he have an anal cauliflower! It might be hemorrhoids or genital warts!

by Marvintwist May 14, 2011

Shanghai cauliflower

While you are giving someone with a yeast infection a rimjob, they will slowly excrete a turtlehead of poop with jalapeno seeds and blood. The yeast infection will lend a white covering to make it appear like a spicy cauliflower.

I was going to town on Jeff's ass last night, and he Shanghai cauliflower me.

by Mr. Jeff Westside October 5, 2017