A person with obnoxiously curly hair that resembles broccoli or cauliflower. Can be used as an insult, or as a cute nickname for your curly-haired friend.
Sam: Brooo you're hair is so curly, I'm gonna call you a Bitch Cauliflower.
Jay: Ugh fine 😂
by 911helloitsjamescharles March 16, 2020
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