caff

A cafe serving simple, basic food.

Dude 1: When working at that new institution, you should equip yourself with a car, a business suit, a gold wrist watch to make you much more attractive to new chicks there, man.

Dude 2: Do I need a dog and bone?

Dude 1: Absolutely, you need it to tell your top dog you are working while you are in the caff with pals during the office hours!

by quan cao tien August 26, 2010

Caffer

Often said by racist white South African males towards black South African Males.

Often considered to be one of the most offensive of insults.

Think of it as a more offensive word than calling someone a Nigger.

You fucking caffer.

I will kill that fucking caffer if he puts his black hands on my fucking sister again.

by JohnCarr September 9, 2006

chuff all

nothing, nothing at all,nothing in the least,absolutely nothing

You know what I get for helping him? chuff all - that's what. I just do it because I want to.

by Mehrdad.Hosseiny October 23, 2008

cafufflicate

A state of confusion, nervousness, frustration or general flappiness. Sometimes brought on by being caught out whilst up to mischief or when someone is rummaging inside your undergarments and not finishing the task!

Tarquin came over and felt me up. Bastard left before I got off and left me all cafufflicated.

by Prokarenadol March 15, 2010

michael caffrey

in billy elliot the movie and musical michael is billys best friend who is a closet homosexual and also has a crush on billy. after a christmas party michael warms billys hands and kisses him on the cheek. after billy gives him a tutu as michael is also a cross dresser who likes to secretly put on his sisters clothes and makeup when nobody is home. michael is shy and is often picked on for is alcoholic dad.

billy-what are ya doin?
michael-nothin just warmin your hands
billy- your not a poof are you?
michael- what gave ya that impression?
billy arnt my hands cold?
michael-i quite like it
*leans over and kisses billy
billy-just cause i like ballet dosent meen im a poof, ya know
michael- y-you wont tell anyone right?
michael caffrey and billy elliot

by codiiiii August 24, 2010

Chuff on

When one is very, very pleased with a particular event or situation.

Neil has a chuff on!

by Lucy T Dog February 23, 2017

Caffof

The dopest most real friend group a person could ever be apart of.

Guy 1: I wish I was in caffof but I’m an omega so I’m apart of squad
Guy 2: yikes

Once upon a time a squad was ignorant and decided to lookup caffof on urban dictionary, only then did they realize that caffof is the squad to end all squads and they immediately realized they had made a mistake and would never live up to caffof.

by Prankwars November 24, 2018