Cattywampus

It refers to something that is in disarray, that is askew, or something that is not directly across something.

"The library is cattywampus from the police station."

by corn burgers May 23, 2020

cattywumpus

A falsehood purported by one assuming an authority upon a subject. Comes from a short anecdote.

Teacher: And of course the first world war was the obvious result of left wing conspiracy...

Student: ...Cattywumpus...

by jubeanation April 12, 2008

cattywumpus

The act of a Shellder latching on to one's backside

Shellder: SHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDDERRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!
*bite*
Dude: No I just got cattywumpused! And I have to take Cindy to the titty twister.....NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by Evil Tim August 1, 2003

Catywampus

full of glee
joyful presance
happy and extatic

Catywampus was at a high level in the classroom today

i wanted to make a fun word, and Catywampus was it

by Bulrigard October 18, 2008

cattywumpus

to grab another's head and brain suck

He yelled "Cattywumpus" and I crushed his skull with my palm

by Shawn March 13, 2003

Cattywampus

Not lined up evenly on both sides.

Your bedspread is Cattywampus.

by Dr. Cattywampus July 9, 2016

Cattywampus

Telling beaners to go back to mexico

HEY BEANER GO CATTYWAMPUS YOUR ASS BACK TO TACO LAND

by The White NigFuck July 11, 2019