catstroker

a 16 year old hairy male with back fungi and spawns ringworm. this male will take cats and will rub his hairy genatailia on the back of cats. Leaving the cats back hairless, and severe rash.

ohhh mmyyyyy goodddddd , Lennie is such a catstroker.

by towel boy January 3, 2010

Phoebe Cates

Phoebe Cates was a popular actress during the 80s. She is mostly known for her role as the sexually mature Linda Barrett in Fast Times At Ridgemont High and as Kate Beringer in Gremlins .

FACTS:

*She gets her gorgeous exotic looks from her mother who is half Filipina and her father who is of Russian/Jewish descent.

*She used to be a model.

*Is currently married to actor Kevin Klineand they have 2 kids.

"I'll never forget that scene in Fast Times at Ridgemont High when Linda takes off her bikini top and kisses Brad. But of course, that was all a part of his imagination!"

by Yuka September 4, 2004

Rectal Catastrophe

A synonym for goatse

or

A synonym for 1 guy 1 jar

Matt: "Did you see that video I sent you?"

Mason: "Oh man, that was a Rectal Catastrophe."

by Barbecued Ribs May 11, 2010

apostrophe catastrophe

The term apostrophe catastrophe denotes incorrect use or non-use of the apostrophe (') in a sentence.

Examples of apostrophe catastrophes:

We sell carrot's, parsnip's and potatoe's.

Its going to rain.

Johns coat and Marias bag were left on the train.

He grabbed the cat and started playing with it's tail.

by Fearman March 31, 2008

Condom catastrophe

When a guy and girl are Fucking and the condom breaks either un noticed or at the wrong moment Result : An OMG moment that could result in an end product of a possible Dump 'N' Dash, Bastard Baby, or STD Stunner!

Dude Last night I Had a Condom Catastrophe!!!!

by Forever Fun 'N' Faithful August 30, 2009

catastrophic sexual transmutation

When for some reason (weather, virus, fungus, shortage of partners)a plant or animal changes its sex. eg: Corn (it is suspected this is how modern corn came to be), frogs

Hey julie, guess what, you know our tank of all female frogs? well one of the girl frogs became a boy frog!

wow sandra, thats an example of catastrophic sexual transmutation!!

by heroditus August 25, 2006

catostylus

1) jelly fish blubber, when its been beached. Has 8 large arms with stinging cell.

2) very large stinky obese blubbery man.

3) edible jelly fish discharge.

4) term for someone that get sexually aroused when rubbed with stinging jelly fish tentacles.

ie look at that catostylus over there.

or wouldn`t mind getting stuck into some of that catoslylus.

by maxjj January 20, 2007