cactus porn

Anal, oral, or vagina insertion of a cactus.

After searching for porb you saw the link to cactus porn and were intrigued by the actual meaning.

by thefatpanda April 26, 2014

Cactus Content

A type of content creation that involves the use of cacti to invoke rage towards BeerBongJohn

Ashley we should totally take your big bearded brother by the sea to try and annoy him with all the Cactus Content and Fish Content possible

by Baxweavingdreams March 29, 2020

Cactus

A Cactus is just an office plant but deadlier. A Cactus uses others in their workplace as collateral damage in order to gain their bosses approval. A cactus has no limits in throwing the number of colleagues under the bus but generally singles out 1 certain colleague who is already not in favour with the said boss.

Boy Sheldo has really stepped it up lately and become a cactus, just so he can get that certificate.

by The Real Plant June 14, 2018

Cactus

The type of thing you don't wanna use to wipe your ass.

I adopted a cactus last month. I feel less lonely.

by Noodle Doodle Faloola May 28, 2020

cactus cunt

when a girl has a shaved pussy with little bits of hair starting to grow back that prick you.

your mom has a major cactus cunt problem.

by colin nordheim January 24, 2006

caucus

A system utilized in the determination of a party's candidate that is very similar to a primary, only without the voting.

Ted: Who are you voting for in the primaries, Hillary or Obama?

Ralph: Neither, our state has a caucus.

by Kate Sjostrand February 20, 2008

cactus juice

Mountain Dew.

So named by perennial Dallas city council candidate and activist Sandra Crenshaw, following the 2008 Texas Democratic primary and caucuses which she led.

In a comment posted by Crenshaw on the D Magazine "Frontburner" blog on 3/6/2008, she described a post-caucus event where she intended to serve "popcorn in brown paper sacks and cactus juice (Mountain Dew) and Texas Earl Campbell Links."

Amos: "I hear there is a rally for Dallas city council members' legal defense funds."
Andy: "Really? Will there be cactus juice and sausage?"

Kingfish: "I need to get back to my Southern roots. I was thinking about getting a moon pie and an RC Cola."
Lightning: "You mean some cactus juice and a hot link, right?"

by UncleDoug October 7, 2009