Catastrophe

A trophy for the cat with the cutest bum (say catastrophe broken into 3 different parts slowly)

“And whiskers is the winner for the catastrophe!”

by SwiftieFan13-19 July 15, 2024

Catastrophic vagina

When the vagina squirts and the woman doesn’t wash her vagina and has crispy blood and a white milky kind of crust.

Stephan: pull your trousers down

Angela: okay (pulls them down)

Stephan: fuck that you have a catastrophic vagina

Angela: oh shit I have I’m sorry

Angela got raped that night and never got found or seen ever again

by Human cockend £78 May 19, 2018

catastrophic clipping

When your cut your nails at a weird angle, you cut the end of the nail. If removed, it causes pain and bleeding for 2~3 days. If left, causes annoyance and will lead to removing of nail

Jonathan cuts nail

Cuts downward to much
J:Motherfucker, I messed up now I got a catastrophic clipping

by Rick’n’ Roll July 4, 2020

Cosgrove Catastrophe

When one sprints away from the scene after a poor sexual performance.

Lee- “Did you hear about Sean, I heard he pulled a Cosgrove Catastrophe last night?
David- “Poor girl.”

by Dshealy22 April 30, 2021

Montana Ranch Catastrophe

This was when a man got a bull on his farm and or ranch par say and it got mad cow disease and went ape shit and raped a mouse with alien bouse

Montana Ranch Catastrophe: I dont speak, I dont think I just am bulll

by Mongolian Enthusiast July 19, 2025

Catastrophic Planetary Devastation

Ur mom

people seeing ur mom = CATASTROPHIC PLANETARY DEVASTATION

by RustyIronWolf June 4, 2021

Catastrophic coverage

In health insurance, it refers to a health plan with such a high deductible (the amount that you pay out of pocket before the plan pays anything) that it will only be likely to cover you in the case of a serious health catastrophe such as heart surgery, cancer, or an accident requiring multiple procedures and surgery.

Catastrophic coverage is less expensive than other plans, but you get what you pay for.

by Simmaniac November 9, 2018