The best game in existence! Made by the famous Manfred Lorenz (R.I.P) and features the best character ever.
Me : “Hey have you heard of Catastrophe Crow? That game was my favorite
Friend : “What do you mean it was never rele-“
Me : “MY FAVORITE!!!!”
Friend : “What do you mean it was never rele-“
Me : “MY FAVORITE!!!!”
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She thinks she's going to be homeless cuz she got one bad grade. She's always snowball catastrophizing.
by Sh'Quoiya December 2, 2016
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A real elmore like with hurricane katrina. Can happen in nature or can be a human fuck up or some combination thereof.
by Mmmm Lewinsky October 9, 2007
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if u can't pronounce it don't worry, most outsiders have trouble with saying it, it's a native american name and it's in pennsylvania
still not sure where it is, well let's say it's near allentown, whitehall and northampton, amazingly a bus route does pass through catasauqua, it' the route d bus, if u wanted to know from the lanta metro
short version of catasauqua is catty, now that's easier to say
if u can't pronounce it don't worry, most outsiders have trouble with saying it, it's a native american name and it's in pennsylvania
still not sure where it is, well let's say it's near allentown, whitehall and northampton, amazingly a bus route does pass through catasauqua, it' the route d bus, if u wanted to know from the lanta metro
short version of catasauqua is catty, now that's easier to say
"well at least it's bigger than catty"
"snap, this town looks just like a catasauqua, wait let's ask one of those foriegners where we are"
"u can walk all of catasauqua in 3o min"
"snap, this town looks just like a catasauqua, wait let's ask one of those foriegners where we are"
"u can walk all of catasauqua in 3o min"
by Emily Susan Brown April 2, 2008
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Imagine you are at sea and sailing along nicely a few miles off the coast of Corsica. You have the Genoa poled out and are running downwind. You are single handed. You pop down below to make yourself a cup of tea. Everything is fine. All of a sudden the wind shifts and you gybe. The pole slams across the forestay bent; the genoa is backed and the pole is trapped under the sail. As the boat lurches you are scolded with coffee. You rush on deck to sea the wind picking up and the boat floundering.
You are confident you will soon bring things under control. However, the wind is gusting alarmingly. A squawl from the hills. You cannot get the whisker pole off to furl the sail. You look up and in horror you see a ship coming at you dead ahead. The wind gusts and the boat is knocked down. You slip and land hard on deck bruising your arm.
And so it accumulates as you experience Beare's Law of Accelerating Catastrophe at Sea - BLAC.
Imagine you are at sea and sailing along nicely a few miles off the coast of Corsica. You have the Genoa poled out and are running downwind. You are single handed. You pop down below to make yourself a cup of tea. Everything is fine. All of a sudden the wind shifts and you gybe. The pole slams across the forestay bent; the genoa is backed and the pole is trapped under the sail. As the boat lurches you are scolded with coffee. You rush on deck to sea the wind picking up and the boat floundering.
You are confident you will soon bring things under control. However, the wind is gusting alarmingly. A squawl from the hills. You cannot get the whisker pole off to furl the sail. You look up and in horror you see a ship coming at you dead ahead. The wind gusts and the boat is knocked down. You slip and land hard on deck bruising your arm.
And so it accumulates as you experience Beare's Law of Accelerating Catastrophe at Sea - BLAC.
by Angus Beare December 15, 2008
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"When a hell hole hits a cataclysm: a catastrafuck."
-Jon Stewart on the Daily Show, October 3, 2006
"When a hell hole hits a cataclysm: a catastrafuck."
-Jon Stewart on the Daily Show, October 3, 2006
by waagnat September 22, 2008
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He is such a CatisSavage!
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