Chechen Catapult

When nearing completion of "69", the woman shall the sit up covering your face. Then with said woman sitting up you take your penis and bend it down as tho charging a catapult. When you are about to cum you let go of your penis in which it then flings cum onto said woman. The target would be her face. Your face is safe from all casualty due to her sitting on your face.

"hey man i banging your mom last night, then finished with a Chechen catapult.

by GOTfan69 May 29, 2013

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cactapus

A half cactus, half octopus who lives in the snow. The reason for this being, that the first generation of Cactapi couldnt decide whether to live in desert or ocean, and due to alot of family feuds, they ended out living in snow. Pretty much any snow, anywhere.

History: Actually a word I used as an insult one morning. I attempted to say Cactus and said Cactapus. I bet you can tell I'm not very good at mornings.
(Dear Cactapi, I am terribly sorry for using your species as an insult.)

"You you... you, CACTAPUS!"

by Anna-Marie September 28, 2005

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catapult that hoe

When a guy pulls out before he's done his business and cums in a girls belly button. Then he grabs a spork and flings the cum into her open mouth.

Duuuude, I'm about to catapult that hoe SOOO good.

by Alex & Karson December 3, 2007

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urban catapult

It is when you are erect and you get the girl to shit on you, then you take the feces and make little balls of shit. You then pull your penis back like a catapult and you put the shit ball under the head of your pecker pipi, then release the little turds into her mouth. This way you guys can have fun while having sex, its like diner in bed.

Charles:"i'm prety good at urban catapult my girlfriend says"

by who gives a shit... January 16, 2008

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