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catalina cape

catalina cape is a girl that is crushing on the tiger from octonuts, catalina capes usually got trouble getting bitches and is obsessed with squishmellows. otherwise she’s very pretty and worth keeping though.
jack: hey remeber catalina cape?
sage: oh yeah that rlly pretty girl that was obsessed over octonuts??
by telly stephens April 1, 2022
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catalina

the finest mexican you will ever see in your life!
person1:
dam look at catalina she's fine and thick as hell bruh im gona make her my wife.

person2:
shit yea right shes to good for you nigga
by superswaggin December 8, 2010
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Catalina

An aging cocktease. Notorious for her cock-teadeasery. Flirts with old men (all men), showers with celebrities, leads them all all on because of “daddy” issues.
Oh you’re friends with Catalina? She’s a cock tease.
No she’s not.

5 more people say the same
Ok, yeah she is.
by Sha1non1 January 15, 2022
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ana catalina

The most angelic woman one could ever lay there lucky eyes on. She is full of charisma, love,understanding, and dedication. A hard worker who dose not stay down when she falls. You will easily loving more and more everyday.
She is a ana catalina, i can't help but love her.
by objective correlative September 26, 2017
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catalina divorce

to take a boat out to a remote region and throw your spouse over the side.
by Nadine-Marie April 25, 2006
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Catalonian Roulette

A Person, usually female, takes several slow to medium acting laxatives. Several males, usually four, then punch the bottom out of a chair and sit her down on it, placing themselves around the chair they take it in turns to place their heads under it for a set amount of time, usually around 10 to 20 seconds. Eventually the female will shit upon the head of one male meaning he is the looser. The other males will proceed to kick him in the groin area as he is being defecated upon
Liz "Happy Birthday Johnny, as a special treat I brought some laxatives with me, now we can play Catalonian Roulette"

Johnny "No freaking way, that is totally awesome, this is gonna be the best Birthday ever"

Matt "Sound frickin sweet, I hope I dont loose again, last time you guys kicked me in the crotch so hard I was pissing blood for a week"
by Reverend Pope September 11, 2009
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catalonia

A nation inside Spain, very different from the rest of Spain, and which deserves to be independent one day. Original name, Catalunya, not Cataluña!
"Hey, I love Catalonia!"
by i.dont.remember.my.name May 21, 2007
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