Carlos 

a dildo; a thing to pleasure women

yo dawg i just found my chicks carlos.. nasty..

Carlos by bob June 11, 2006

Carlos 

a verb meaning, to pursue other guys girlfriends or wives. also called a bacon bandit.
From Mexico City, DF, Carlos Anorve aka The Macho Latin Lover, whose greatest claim was that he never slept with the same woman twice. Always tried to sleep with his friend's women.

Hey, don't Carlos that chick. That's Andrew's girlfriend, Joni.

Carlos by SCRhollywood February 3, 2010

Carlos 

The hottest guy on this earth

“Carlos ? Oh yea that boy I’d suck him dry”

Carlos by Yeettdawg69 February 10, 2019

Carlos 

A fucking legend of a man, some say he is God himself who has come down for a visit

Person 1: Who brought this?

Person 2: Carlos did

Person 1: Fucking legend

Carlos by Yeetstick69420 June 9, 2021

Carlos 

Carlos is a straight 12 year old man. He has a jacking juice jar under his bed and he plays Roblox unironicaly. Honestly, I wish I could be as cool as that guy. He really is a god. He's a chronic masterbater but it's okay. We except him anyway.

Carlos' has never been so spooked. His mother found his jar of semen under his bed. Oh no. He already knows his mother is going to tell the people in her book club tomorrow. Carlos is only 12 but his quality of life is falling rapidly. Poor Carlos.

Carlos by OnlyTheWorstPerson April 9, 2019

carlos 

the act of ass fucking a hot blonde chick using your 7-9 inch penis.

Kendra: OMG! My boyfriend just did a Carlos on me last night.
Justine: Mmmmm..... Sexy! Can you have him do it to me?
Kendra: Sure...........

carlos by xgenesis23 October 25, 2009

Carlos 

A guy who wears very tight shirts

damn dude can you breath in that shirt, don't tell me your a carlos now

Carlos by beckham28 April 22, 2011