Captain Hooked

The act of a woman giving you a blow job and then secretly slipping her finger in your but and curling her finger in a hook shape so you can't pull it out while doing her best impression of captain Hook.

Everything was going good last night until she Captain Hooked me.

by Mr.funster February 19, 2018

Captain Hooking

When you're anally fisting someone and your curl your index finger inside them while saying "Arrrrrr I'm plundering yer booty!"

Wanna watch Pirates of the Carribbean and enjoy some Captain Hooking after?
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by Pirate Princess Pounder March 5, 2014

Captain Hooker

Sucking a penis and a pussy at the same time

Man, Derek was pulling off a Captain Hooker the other day

by BigDickCockSucker69 October 9, 2015

Captainhook

A captainhook penis that has a massive curve at the bottom or all around if you have herpes.

You can hang a hanger on a (Captainhook hook when hard and it won't fall off the tip; Even if he /or she-male were to jogg...

by Tally whaquer June 7, 2018