capricorn

one of the best zodiac signs. no question.

muah

new person: “hey do you know caden?”
me: “yeah, he’s so sweet and he’s a capricorn :)”
new person: “oh i want him to fuck me”

by sc78 February 14, 2021

leo and capricorn

A perfect combination. Leos, find yourself a capricorn girl. She's a sex goddess ;)

Virgo: Damn Leo, I wish I had a Capricorn gf.
Leo: Well too bad, I already have one. She's an amazing person and a fucking sex machine.
Virgo: Leo and Capricorn, soulmates damn.

by adriswife June 28, 2017

the capricorns

an electronica/indie duo whose trademark instruments are casio keyboards. addicting and usually upbeat. see 'sunset over malibu' and 'the new sound'.

brittnay (dancing): tonight on highway 1, i saw a sunset over malibu..

sadie: ..i see the sky, the stars, the lights, and i always think of you.

by a fire inside August 11, 2005

Capricorn

Energetic, patient, responsible, hardworking, and trustworthy. Capricorns are someone you want as a friend and a romantic partner! Their kind, and sympathetic nature, make them great friends. Capricorns will be glad to help out, and they expect nothing in return for their good deeds! Capricorns are passionate partners, and like to take control in romance, so they don't feel vulnerable to the other person. Capricorns are hardworking and like to plan, so that they get everything just right. But Capricorns don't trust others to finish details off their work, so they tend to work by themselves. A Capricorns weakness consists pf greed, possessiveness, and being unimaginative. Its hard to connect to them emotionally, because they will form very strong and emotional bonds with anyone they let in. Capricorns are self disciplined and can be stubborn. Pessimism and depression can creep in if the succumb to mood swings, so its important to be careful with them. And they take things seriously and sometimes literally, so choose your word choices carefully as well.

She is as energetic as a Capricorn!"
"He almost as patient as a Capricorn

by bby_angel17 July 14, 2021

Capricious

The characteristic of being unnecessarily unpredictable in one’s views or opinions such they they confuse or confound others.

I’m sick of Maurie. One day it’s this the next day it’s that. He’s such a capricious old cunt.

by EkDum October 16, 2022

Capicola Areola

Abnormally large areolas usually resembling that of deli cold cut meat.

Wow, did you see Glenda’s honkers?! She must have some capicola areolas on those things!

by 6969asscam October 9, 2022

Capicolaphilist

Somone who is sexually turned on by someone who prounounces bologna the way its spelled.

She's what a psychiatrist would call a Capicolaphilist.

by Sxunken August 26, 2023